[boyl0ser]

eggy, they/he, 20s, interactions for @dumdogs this is basically my twitter

[boyl0ser]

i think by far the worst thing about getting my tubes tied is that i still get my period and i’m still on birth control to manage those periods. like oh we couldn’t get rid of everything

[boyl0ser]

making a vegetarian chicken salad last time i made it it came out like shit so let’s hope it’s better this time

[boyl0ser]

update it was trash

[boyl0ser]

making a vegetarian chicken salad last time i made it it came out like shit so let’s hope it’s better this time

[junkyarded]

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

[boyl0ser]

having a panic attack

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

[boyl0ser]

hanging out with my sister tonight to go see a play i text her what do u want to get for dinner beforehand she texts me back oh i already ate this bitch straight up hates me

[boyl0ser]

trimmed my own bangs now i’m #chopped

[boyl0ser]

me and birdie are going to the aquarium together because lindsey graham is dead and we’re best friends <3

[boyl0ser]

kpop stans talking about a “visual hole” and it’s a 16 year old girl like you’re going to super hell

[boyl0ser]

watching our friends cat and she keeps hissing at me and trying to kill me

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[boyl0ser]

i hate to be that guy but we need to start calling people posers again

[boyl0ser]

i keep getting in trouble for telling people to kys on tik tok

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[boyl0ser]

had two beers at dinner i’m Hammered