Boyluxuriant

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[boyluxuriant]

[laikawish]

We should feed him cigarettes and alcohol to keep him that cute forever

[stormy-nights-are-best]

Deliberately took two of my sisters out to the clothes store and told them to go pick out yellow+blue outfits so I could secretly use them to draw Morties on top. The ONLY moment I have ever been glad my younger sister's taller than me ✊😔

unfortunately I can't show y'all the actual picture because my sisters are minors, but I used it as a lighting + color study most of all. I showed my parents the finished painting and they didn't realize it wasn't us, that's how fitting they were for the job. btw I did end up keeping those pants because thEY'RE SO FUNNY!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WEARING 2 PANTS- LIKE, THAT'S NOT A BELT THAT'S ANOTHER WAISTBAND. MY MOTHER HATES IT SO MUCH :D

Anyway, I've been meaning to figure out what my personal design of Morty (and EM) would be, and my problem with that is that i REALLY like that Morty is basic as fuck... 2010's vibes.. And I think EM wouldn't dress any differently either because he strongly believes his identity can exist outside of what makes a Morty a Morty and sticks to what he likes. Yellow shirt, blue jeans, white shoes. Helmet hair he makes sure to keep perfect (“is that enough off the top?”).

but i do have some pet peeves with their canon design ↓↓↓

And uhhh I'm gonna be honest, I don't like Morticia. I used to hate Miami Morty too because he just LOOOKs annoying, but now he's one of my favorites and I need him and Morti to be besties so I can learn how to like her too

[boyluxuriant]

i have an urge🤍 @ggarbagetruck

[boyluxuriant]

thoughts and happenings I wanted to post today when I had no bars so I wrote them in notes instead

[boyluxuriant]

I can't believe I'm out of my house touching grass and not touching myself

[boyluxuriant]

mmmmfaggot

[dogpuppy]

[boyluxuriant]

[kato-spn]

I love memory Rick. I headcanon Bird Person always knew about Rick's feelings,,, im delusional

[boyluxuriant]

i think about Cicada 3301 allot

[boyluxuriant]

I FOUND THE VIDEO

[boyluxuriant]

Does anyone have the video of the apple with meat inside of it and then a bunch of question marks start spraying out of the apple

[boyluxuriant]

i accidentally dropped the banana I was eating onto my phone screen and it scrolled onto a video of a man wearing a jockstrap. Happy Tuesday everyone

[con970654]

who up destroying their health

[mortyzupreme]

[boyluxuriant]

If there ain't no meat on the bone then what am I eating...👅👅👅👅

[boyluxuriant]

Ok so clearly none of you guys appreciate my genius??? If you don't want me as my snartest you don't deserve me at my nirmalsest