quarantine introduced me to these trash children

kit || 23 || they/them || bisexual disaster   trash for all smosh past and present but especially joven, boze, lasercorn, damien and courtney

[sugarsmosh]

Bro get me somebody that looks at me the way that Olivia Looks at Courtney

[shaymiens]

lmao fck

[bozenshire]

i stan ONE (1) human

[bozenshire]

So you were a whore and now regret it so accuse someone of rape???? Because that's how you and Sonja sound. Wes wouldn't do that and people like you are just doing it to jump on the attention hype.

Y I K E S 

genuinely don’t have the words yet to address this but Y I K E S

[hausofhaus-deactivated20220511]

Boze’s statement. W*s no longer follows her.

[squishydamien]

tw // wes mention/sexual assault

seeing all the fucking stans standing up for and supporting w/es on twitter like that isn’t the biggest fucking piece of clownery i have ever fucking seen

[scaryhagmother]

I had a dream that I cancelled Matt Raub

[scaryhagmother]

[bozenshire]

HUGE CW FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT

If anybody is supporting w*s unconditionally then unfollow me, don’t interact and literally think about why you’re doing it.

sonja had nothing to gain and everything to lose. she never threatened legal action, instead just asking him to do better. yet he got lawyers involved before making a statement. THIS is why women don’t speak out. 

when i was assaulted by two men who work in the local nightclub i had people tell me “no not them they wouldn’t do that” “you could ruin their lives with these accusations” 

well they did do it and their lives weren’t ruined. i was tarnished as being a liar (despite the detective saying the only reason it wasn’t taken further was lack of evidence but ‘they both knew they did something wrong and they were v apologetic’), and they got to keep their gig at the club where the staff called me a sl*t and a wh*re to the cops. i’m the one who still has nightmares two years down the line and still can’t trust a man enough to let them get close enough. 

the thing is they’re lovely to other people. they come across as charming and kind. and nobody except me has ever held them accountable. don’t let w*s think he has done nothing wrong. if you’re a fan the best thing you can do is hold him accountable or this won’t be the last story told. 

[squishsquashsmosh]

hey just fyi, i fully support Sonja. She has been my favorite streamer since I was a kid, but even if I had never heard of her I would support her. Believe survivors.

I have also seen Boze’s statments (although i have not watched her stream) I believe what she has said as well. I will continue to support her.

I have been less active on this blog for a while, as have many of my other sm/shblr friends. I will continue to post as I see fit as this blog really just serves as an archive for things I loved when I was fifteen. Sometimes that fifteen-year-old needs to be endulged.

To conclude, believe survivors, listen to their stories.

[bonald-thiccdonald]

MORE DND!

[bozenshire]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND STUNNING AND I AM YELLING PLS SLIDE INTO MY DMS TO TALK ABOUT THIS

[bonald-thiccdonald]

Please don't kill me but... I miss the old What're Those format/setup.

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

Nothing will ever beat the chaos of the Spider Video

[bozenshire]

I am literally watching the spider video now, and how it goes from Joven literally swearing and screaming in panic, to him looking into the camera like ffs Boze when she is yelling at him to squirt her in the face THIS IS THE CONTENT I DESERVE OKAY

[antarticempire-deactivated20211]

i was rewatching some gts and i wanted to gif this

[sunflowershayne]

this is my designated Post of the Month since i literally forgot that tumblr blogs other than my main exist ashdgkljdsh anyway here’s the cast ranked from Least to Most Himbo

Shayne - alas, he is too smart to be a himbo. were he not so good at book learning, he would make a perfect himbo, but we are not so fortunate as that

Sohinki - honestly he just doesn’t respect anybody and he has that weird aura of “well actually” that makes me fully believe that he will not hesitate to correct someone AND that he is smart enough to back it up

Damien - he’s also way too smart to be a himbo, but he’s higher on this list for the sole reason that he is a chaos being with absolutely zero dignity and nothing left to lose, and some of his jokes literally send me into a dissociative state

Mari - absolute queen, but not a herbo bc she’s literally so smart. she is also too angery all the time. she’s an equal opportunity bastard and as such does not fit the requirements of herbo but she’s doing her best

Keith - he’s in that weird phase of like… he COULD be a himbo but there’s almost no reason to believe that he is. i think the reason why i think this way is because he’s just ethereal, and i have no real way of knowing his true capacity for respect and intelligence

Wes - yet again, is too smart to be a himbo. but also… i mean. look at him. and listen to him. he’s like. Himbo-Passing, and we love him for that

Olivia - honestly she also throws me off bc just from looking at her i can tell that she has vast, infinite knowledge of all things, but the way that she acts tells me that she uses that knowledge for nefarious purposes, which is Not a very Herbo thing to do

Ian - he’s too tired to be smart and respectful, so he’s like. halfway to being a himbo? but also he was disappointed that courtney wasn’t gonna peg him so like? that’s a very himbo move, mr. hecox

Lasercorn - he’s absolutely a himbo, but definitely less so than most. the crop-top with the nipples cut out? a LOOK and a POWERFUL HIMBO MOVE. also he’s dumb and loves his wife So Much

Courtney - she’s definitely smarter than she lets on but the vibe she gives off… truly, this is Herbo: Fully Loaded

Noah - now THIS. THIS is a himbo. he’s one of those high intelligence low wisdom types of dudes. remember when he straight up tried to eat a flower on Eat it or Yeet it? like… you cannot make that shit up ladies and gents

Joven - ABSOLUTE HIMBO I WILL NOT TAKE ANY CRITICISM AT THIS TIME THANK YOU

bonus:

anthony - he’s literally an instagram thot i don’t know what to tell you

[shitsmoshsays-blog]

smosh games as kids. Damien - Boze - Mari - Wes ® - Joven

[bozenshire]

Okay Joven is fab but why does he look like every single boy in my high school who messaged me after my nudes leaked asking for more

[bozenshire]

i’m working on a video of boze/joven/wes being friendship goals which is so fun because it means i am bingewatching videos with the three of them in, please hmu with your favourites

[weightedlive]

not to be dramatic but

HELLO MARI’S BI

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

M O M ? ? ? ? ?

[yousonofagoose]

Smosh Appreciation Month: Day 4

Boze

Boze is literally the best person to walk the Earth. She’s so smart and so funny and talented and just an awesome person!!!

The fact that she was able to balance Smosh and create and produce amazing shows ALL WHILE she was studying marketing, statistics and math in general is just astounding!!! Then soon after leaving the brand, became an amazing marketer and was constantly being promoted is amazing. She can definitely do anything is she wants to and I strive to be like her.

I love you Boze. You’re amazing and never stop being you!!!

[saintdrarry]

reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff