Shayne: Look at my lawyer dawg 😂 I'm going to jail 😂
I'm endlessly grateful to Miles for inviting Damien to his new silly little courtroom show. If the current run ends up successful, we'll see if he invites more Smosh folks there (rooting for Amanda or Angela, or even Shayne and Court for good measure 🙏).
Also available to watch on YT Shorts*, TikTok and IG Reels!
You brought up Sarah & Mari visiting Smosh, doing shows like RS and SM and it got me thinking...
Where's the rest of OGSoG?
Regardless of it disbanding, they're still family...
They all attended Smosh's 20th anniversary party.
Where's the RS w/ Sohinki, Lasercorn, and Joven?
We can't forget about Kimmy, Jackie, Boze?
Heidi?
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I'd do anything for Kimmy to be on Url or RS w/ Court!
Their dynamic is desperately missed, it feels like they don't interact anymore...
Also, Kimmy's departure from Smosh has always rubbed me the wrong way.
Not everybody wants to or gets to do a farewell vid, but, at least give us something!
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No joke, the only time I've seen Kimmy interact w/ any of the Smosh cast was on Instagram...
It was when Damien's cat passed away and Kimmy left him a very heartfelt message.
It's just surprising to me, given how close Kimmy was to Court of all people...
They were a bridesmaid at Kimmy's wedding and they attended Shayne & Court's too.
I 100% agree! Aside from Mari and Sarah, I feel like the older cast/crew doesn’t get acknowledged as much. I think if they’re still on good terms, which most of them seem to be, there’s no harm in taking a trip down memory lane and inviting more of them on! Kimmy and Court’s friendship is something I definitely miss especially. Even if it isn’t on video, I’d just love to see them again! I feel in my heart that they’re still close, it’s more than possible both are way too busy. I could be wrong, but I don’t think Kimmy was ever in a Reddit Stories episode! She left much after it started, so I don’t see why she was never on. URL could be really cool as well. Getting a one on one with her and Court would warm my heart 🥹
so I have a really basic gist of what happened but what’s the big drama between Smosh and Boze? A lot of the posts people link aren’t up anymore and it’s been awhile so it’s hard to find stuff
I'm in the same boat as you. If anyone who knows more could add on, that would be helpful.
What I do know is that Raub treated her like shit, and it sounds like he was likely worse to her than everyone else.
Hey besties! So I'm working on a cute little thing for Smosh's 20th anniversary and for that I need a high def pic of each cast member (past and present/and vital crew members!! SEE TAGS!) (also OGSOG)
translated lyrics: here (used in boards) / here (used in fic, adapted)
featured: mari takahashi, lasercorn, jovenshire, sohinki, boze, sarah whittle, tim baker, garrett palm, kimmy veryzer/jimenez, spencer agnew, tommy bowe, anthony padilla? | olivia sui, courtney miller, shayne topp, damien haas | ian hecox
smosh image credits: ssg: wild west, ssg: apocalypse, ssg:apocalypse tntl gauntlet, we need to talk about tim, garrett's instagram, spencer's instagram, MURDER PARTY, ian's instagram (all images from 2019 or before and edited to some degree)
pinterest credits: 🏃 💋 👁️ 🤚 ☀️ | 🌇 🌋 🎇 🏵️
borders: @anitalenia
smosh summer "games": apocalypse
(ao3 link to be added)
2018.
Climate change skyrockets. Disease runs rampant. Heatwaves, droughts, famine, scarcity, anarchy. The world is overwhelmed and everything is falling apart.
As the first billion drop dead worldwide and life above ground becomes near impossible, Anthony goes missing and Defy falls apart. The remnants of Smosh are left to fight for themselves, which inevitably leads to them get separated, each group finding their own shelter and means of survival–the OGSOGs consist of Mari, Laser, Joven, Sohin and Boze; the crew consists of everyone else in the first board (besides anthony) and some other living crew members. The squad consists of Damien, Shayne, Courtney, Olivia and Ian.
Weeks in, the squad finally runs out of supplies, so Ian sets on a journey to find more. He travels for miles around the ruins of SoCal, stumbling across the bodies of various acquaintances. Then family. Then OGSOG members and Smosh crew members. When he doesn't return after several days, the rest of the squad abandons the basement and essentially couch surf across other abandoned buildings, slowly but surely uncovering all of the horrors Ian has already found.
Months go by, and they have accepted that Ian is long dead. Day by day, they move further north, stealing nearly-broken cars with shattered windshields or seats torn apart. LA, Santa Barbara, Monterey, San Francisco–all of them have long collapsed. Left with only their last resort, they head for Sacramento to find any trace of the government or military. Getting lost, they find themselves outside of the old smosh house by coincidence. Or was it fate?
They head in, unphased by the familiar smell of rotting flesh and burning plastic. The garage, office, kitchen and living room are all empty. It takes a bit for everyone to compose themselves, but they finally open the door to Ian's room. Immediately, they notice various trinkets sticking out of debris on the floor–someone's glasses, a pair of earrings, a vest, a cowboy hat, a lock of neon orange hair, and a bunch of unidentifiable objects buried under it all. They check all the rooms again–bathroom, guest room, walk-in closets–all empty.
They all stand in front of the only room they haven't seen. Damien kicks down the door, but no one dares to look inside. Eventually, it's Shayne and Courtney who do, but they turn back after only a glimpse.
There, on the bed, is Ian, lying face up with his hands on his chest. They easily would've mistaken him for a corpse if his eyes were shut and his shallow breaths were more subtle.
And next to him, on the ground, is a skeleton. All that's left on its bones are ragged tendons and few thin pieces of flesh.
Damien and Olivia finally peek in. they don't get a chance to react as a loud crash resonates through the house–no, the ground, the earth. The floor beneath them starts to crack. Through the crumbling wall, they see the sun somehow getting larger as it sucks in the pitiful rocks floating in its orbit and all that exists on it. Through another wall, they see the moon being pulled in closer and closer to the Earth.
The long overdue "end of the world" is finally here.
my body heat has risen once again / from searching for life in something that's dead
so i write this pitiful soliloquy / knowing there's nowhere left to send it to
the weeping cells now travel to the sea / the shake of the earth refuses to cease
the clouds made of ash follow up ahead / as if tracing where a flock of swallows drifted overhead
i'm begging for a future to exist / with hands full of pride and hope i had stitched
i plead to the stars shining in the night / but i'm met with a reflection of your eyes inside their light
