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30+ | I am all about Russia, learning Russian (and German), politics, history, and things I find funny on the internet. Other interests include Rammstein and Star Wars! Наслаждайтесь

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[bippus]

You got a favourite dinosaur?

I have nothing

[64mpg]

it took me a lot longer than everyone else to mimic human behavior effectively

[sacred-portal]

[kosmogrl]

daily affirmations:

no one is watching me all the time

[allthingseurope]

Potsdam, Germany

[catchymemes]

[niyarest]

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[bozhya-karovka]

🐞

[gengario]

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

[akashicrecord]

Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

[blackhole-ntp]

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

[blackhole-ntp]

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[thestuffedalligator]

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

[bloggerinne-deactivated20250930]

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often