Operative: Broadsword

Assignment: OMT Field Agent (follows from Voidplume)

[br0adsw0rd]

(OOC PINNED POST)

im getting a lot more followers than i expected so like

yeah hey whats going on my main is Voidplume and i feel like its obvious that im hopelessly obsessed with arthur or whatever

heres my rp blog directory (ive moved all the FAQ and "rules" and shit onto there except its mostly me bitching about how many typos i make. but also all my blogs are listed)

[Shortform/"Crack" Tag] (normally id change ti to just say shortform tag but i have over 3,000 posts on this blog and you have to click every Single One in mass tag editor so im NOT doing that)

[Longform/Serious Tag] (again. 3k+ posts. ive applied this tag to shortform content that has a more serious tone/topic so please take w/ a grain of salt)

[OOC Tag] (it was never changed later)

[Heart2Heart.cmd] (any and all forms of "leaks" either text based or audio descriptions)

SURPRISE ROCKS ATTACK

[br0adsw0rd]

If we were to play clown music would it make it better or worse?

WORSE!!

[br0adsw0rd]

Who the hell took a bite out of the bloody LASAGNA PAN???

[br0adsw0rd]

I’m so glad to be at the receiving end of such raw, unconditional love…

[br0adsw0rd]

“If you ever shave, I will fucking divorce you”

We’re not even married??

[br0adsw0rd]

I’m so glad to be at the receiving end of such raw, unconditional love…

[br0adsw0rd]

This app rewards you just for posting..?

A bit daft, but sure…

[br0adsw0rd]

Amir, what is this. Why is it on my activity page.

[h16h-v0l7463]

He really missed his calling. Should have been a chef.

FOR REALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if all was right in the world he would be running the back of house at a five star restaurant like its the godsdamn navy i know it in my bones

[br0adsw0rd]

And I don’t run this one like a navy?

Amir, where have you been? We’ve got dishes to wash and tables to clean. Come on now.

[br0adsw0rd]

Good food is good food boss! This is really good, thanks!

Heh... Thank you.

It's what I'm here for.

[br0adsw0rd]

Stop feeding Kalymos the lasagna.

[br0adsw0rd]

Just saw like an entire battalion worth of people start heading towards the soup kitchen

Ha!

We're halfway through five entire trays of lasagna, so yeah. I believe you.

I've taken a peak out at the crowd, and Gods, it's been a while since I've seen the cafeteria packed like that.

[br0adsw0rd]

Lasagna for the soup kitchen tonight!

Would appreciate anyone willing to help hand out plates and utensils and such.

[br0adsw0rd]

Have to do some batch cooking to fend off expiry dates.

Hope you lads don’t mind ground beef and peppers in your leftovers for the next two weeks.

[papapolar]

Hey with that ground beef... think we could take some and make sliders? Bet Amir wouldn't mind a little taste of home.

[br0adsw0rd]

I can set some aside, but I've already used most of it for chili and a pan of meatloaf.

Tell you what. I'll make some patties and freeze them for the time being.

[br0adsw0rd]

Have to do some batch cooking to fend off expiry dates.

Hope you lads don’t mind ground beef and peppers in your leftovers for the next two weeks.

[h16h-v0l7463]

anyway im breaking up with arthur

[br0adsw0rd]

Oh.

[br0adsw0rd]

Oh I love that fool so much.

[br0adsw0rd]

See I’m trying to offer him my sympathies but I also remember very strongly insisting he not wear the giant packer that day and well…

I do believe his words were, “What No I have to give Scaldra something to suck when I’m stuntin’ on them afterwards” if my memory serves me well.

[h16h-v0l7463]

when i kill myself over this it'll be your fault

[br0adsw0rd]

I just figured the bloody massive codpiece was gender affirming enough, you know?