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bradley pierce. 17. junior. if you start to forget things, i can't promise it wasn't me.

[santiiagolopez]

Your imagination is fascinating.

[bradleyspierce]

That all seemed pretty possible to me.

[josilyn-puckerman]

You have access to everyone’s memories. That’s the same as thoughts and secrets. You’re scarier than me. 

[bradleyspierce]

Why don't we just call it even?

[santiiagolopez]

I’m not a fucking robot, Bradley.

[bradleyspierce]

I know you're not actually a robot. But if robots took over the world and we had to blend in to survive, you'd do a pretty good job of it.

[santiiagolopez]

I didn’t say it was. I’m just stating a fact.

[bradleyspierce]

How informative of you. I think your tough robot shell is softening.

[josilyn-puckerman]

Yes, I am. I’m not scary at all. All I can do is read minds. How is that scary?

[bradleyspierce]

You have access to everyone's thoughts and secrets. I think that would qualify as scary.

[santiiagolopez]

You’re weird as hell.

[bradleyspierce]

Is that a problem? Because I'm having trouble finding the problem with that.

[josilyn-puckerman]

A bit? No, it’s a lot scary. Memories are like secrets. 

[bradleyspierce]

Aren't you a telepath? I could consider you just as scary as I could be.

[santiiagolopez]

First of all, not even close. Second of all? It’s alright..

[bradleyspierce]

I beg to differ. Alright? That's the best compliment you can muster up. I guess I'll take it.

[josilyn-puckerman]

I hope you never have a need to mess with my memory. That’s incredibly scary.

[bradleyspierce]

I guess it is a bit scary. Lucky for everyone around here, I try not to play with it too much.

[santiiagolopez]

You’re annoying as hell. I would punch you if I didn’t have to feel it too.

[bradleyspierce]

First of all, I'm a delight. Second of all, it's a good thing my face will remain unpunched. It looks too good to be damaged like that. Thanks for sparing me.

[josilyn-puckerman]

Is that a lie? Should I have been worried before?  

[bradleyspierce]

Why would you have to worry? I don't have any need to mess with your memory, you're good.

[santiiagolopez]

Nobody thinks I’m a delight. And sarcasm is difficult to detect over the internet.

[bradleyspierce]

You're not... that bad. And if you plan on spending the rest of your life as a recluse, you might want to brush up on your sarcasm detection. Just a suggestion.

[josilyn-puckerman]

That’s very dangerous.

[bradleyspierce]

I guess it could be. But it's not like I've perfected it yet so you don't have to worry.

[santiiagolopez]

You have an incredibly skewed view of good.

[bradleyspierce]

What? Maybe I think you're a delight. Or maybe you haven't gotten the hang of sarcasm yet.

[santiiagolopez]

You’re an idiot for just now figuring it out.

[bradleyspierce]

Hello sunshine and rainbows, it's good to hear from you again.

[shiftydiego-blog]

I had a dream that they served pizza for lunch and I’m going to need for it to be true.

[bradleyspierce]

Pizza is a sacred dish, would you really trust the mess hall with it? I think no pizza would be better than their pizza.

[trixkarofsky]

Damn, I was hoping you’d be the overly motivated type and be ready to take care of things. I’ll look around and see if I can find anyone but I make no promises.

[bradleyspierce]

I'm very sorry to report that motivation isn't my strongest suit, even when it comes to illegal night clubs. If you find anyone, you'll have to let me know.