Brady Armstrong

Award-winning actor, heart-throb, drop-dead gorgeous. Member of the esteemed Sexy Beings Club. Contact [email protected] for more information.

[penny-milkin-em]

This writers strike is pointless, just let us exploit you. Isn't that what America was built to do. Exploit the people who we rely on?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I have a close personal friend who would have words to exchange with you!

[nitewrighter]

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

[horse-shirt]

But would they come in the form of horse shirt?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I don't know if they'd come as just the horse shirt. It would be hard to get around. Maybe... Me wearing the horse shirt? That seems nonthreatening enough.

[budcortfancam]

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I do look wonderful.

[horse-shirt]

Remember that horse shirt loves you very much and believes in you. I know you don’t feel very strong right now, but you will make it. Hold on to what you can, even if it is just a simple ugly green tshirt.

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

Thank you for this, Horse Shirt! You just made me very happy. Now I have “Tshirt” in my head. Oh, wait, “Cardigan”, that’s right. But your version made me smile. :) 

[horse-shirt]

is Gray a cryptid

Am I,

Horse Shirt,

A cryptid?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I’ll tell you what, Horse Shirt. No matter what you are, you are the sexiest being of all.

[nednickersonsgf]

nancy drew men who can GET👏🏻 IT👏🏻

[its-grigor-karakinos]

Oh man. It’s good to feel the love.

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

Glad to see I'm in it as well. Well done, Grigor!

[kate-drew-something]

Could you draw the Sexy Beings Club (SBC) characters from the character blogs? It includes Grigor, Brady, Henry, Nick, Kit, Ryan, and Horse Shirt. Thanks! ~ The Sexy Beings

Ok, first I wanna apologize that this took me so long. It’s surprisingly difficult to coordinate the SBC beings’ schedules to get a reference picture. In fact, Brady was so difficult to work with that we decided to just use one of his cutouts from Vanishing Destiny. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

@its-grigor-karakinos @kitfoleystie @its-henry-bolet @horse-shirt @bradyarmstrongofficial @nicholas-falcone @gummy-bear-queen-ryan

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I'm in tears. This is so beautiful. My heart is overwhelmed with happiness. Thank you.

[masonquinto]

Since certain people in my life have told me I need to be nicer, I’ve decided to put together a list of people who I have grown to respect, tolerate, or hate.

Respect: Nancy Drew (this will change if you mess up my space again) Gray Cortright Ellie York @gummy-bear-queen-ryan (with great reluctance) @its-henry-bolet (you’ve moved up the list)

Tolerate: @nicholas-falcone @bradyarmstrongofficial @its-grigor-karakinos @the-yumi-way

Hate: @kitfoleystie @alien-boi-sonny 

Now, as I interact with more people, I will change and/or expand this list. If you don’t like where you’re at, too bad. 

If you wish to know more of my perceptions about you, I’ll be happy to tell you how and/or why you’ve earned your spot on that list.

Thank you.

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I guess I'm tolerable?

Well, with fans all over the globe, I guess I am pretty tolerable.

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I asked one of my friends, “What should I post today on my blog?” And she said, “That you’re gorgeous? I don’t know. Do whatever.”

So I’m posting that.

[alecfelldown]

a'richt. sae a practiced for hours oan end an th long an solid work resulted in this, my initiation intae th Sexy Beings Club.

sexy dancing in a cat suit

after that am pure done in. a hae tae take a lot o pain medicine for ma leg, an tis wearin aff noo, sae am aff tae sit doon again. remind me ne'er tae become a stripper.

sae whit, lads? am a in or nae?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

The council will discuss your potential position in the club.

[nicholas-falcone]

Wait

What was he saying?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I have no idea, but I think he wants in the club. He participated in the initiation, so I think he’s welcome. What say you, partner?

[nicholas-falcone]

He seems cool, why not

[alecfelldown]

aye yoo’ll be lucky tae hae me

[its-henry-bolet]

Wait, @nicholas-falcone @bradyarmstrongofficial you guys can’t read his stuff?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I’ve like reading a prophecy from vegetable soup.

[alecfelldown]

a'richt. sae a practiced for hours oan end an th long an solid work resulted in this, my initiation intae th Sexy Beings Club.

sexy dancing in a cat suit

after that am pure done in. a hae tae take a lot o pain medicine for ma leg, an tis wearin aff noo, sae am aff tae sit doon again. remind me ne'er tae become a stripper.

sae whit, lads? am a in or nae?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

The council will discuss your potential position in the club.

[nicholas-falcone]

Wait

What was he saying?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I have no idea, but I think he wants in the club. He participated in the initiation, so I think he’s welcome. What say you, partner?

[alecfelldown]

a'richt. sae a practiced for hours oan end an th long an solid work resulted in this, my initiation intae th Sexy Beings Club.

sexy dancing in a cat suit

after that am pure done in. a hae tae take a lot o pain medicine for ma leg, an tis wearin aff noo, sae am aff tae sit doon again. remind me ne'er tae become a stripper.

sae whit, lads? am a in or nae?

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

The council will discuss your potential position in the club.

[alecfelldown]

 sent in an application of sorts tae th Sexy Beings Club an thay started talking aboot an “initiation” sae am juist waitin til then

[alecfelldown]

all make ma ain “professional” application cause that’s how badly am wantin tae be in this club

Name: Alec Fell Age: 28 Date of Birth: Classified Nationality: Scottish Sex: Male Height: 6′ Address: ha wouldn’t ye like tae know Job: Classified Rate Your Sexiness on a scale from 1 to 10: ad say a solid 8.

@its-grigor-karakinos @its-henry-bolet @bradyarmstrongofficial  av made an application. please accept me. 

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

Well, this looks promising. I will send this to the council.

[alecfelldown]

av been lookin round an there's a sexy beings club? how do i join?

@its-grigor-karakinos @its-henry-bolet @bradyarmstrongofficial

you seem to know bout it

[its-henry-bolet]

We’ve been talking about making some kind of initiation, but we appear to have failed on that.

@its-grigor-karakinos?

[alecfelldown]

och cannae be too hard am a skiptracer an a deal wae dangerous people

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

We need to get on that initiation process. Fear not, it will happen. Someday.

@its-grigor-karakinos Let's discuss.

Also, welcome! I'm glad you want to join our sexy club!

[the-yumi-way]

hiiiiii! (≧∇≦)/ i’m yumi! you could probably tell! nice to meet you!

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

Welcome, Yumi! 😉

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

I'm trying to come up with titles for my autobiography. It's not going well.

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

Are any of the other Sexy Beings getting the urge to grow a beard?

@its-grigor-karakinos What about you, man? Any thoughts? As a fellow actors, I think we should consult each other on decisions such as this one. (I think you could pull off a beard very well, with a Viking-esque look.)

@nicholas-falcone You've already got something going, so what do you say about the urge? Have you just let loose with your facial hair?

[its-grigor-karakinos]

I usually try to keep mine clean shaven, since I could always just wear a fake beard for a role. But then again I could just shave need be...

I guess the no beard look just gives a clean slate look during auditions.

[bradyarmstrongofficial]

Ah. Good point. But then again... There are some actors whose facial hair comes and goes and gets them parts. For example: Chris Evans. I aspire to grow a beard like his.

(He’s a nice guy, by the way.)