Brain Juice Incorporated

TRY OUR NEW MYSTERY FLAVOR TODAY Brain Juice x Taco Bell (Taco-Mania) Available for preorder soon! Run by our lovely brain juice guy/salesman and The Brain Juice Team. PFP done by our collaborator @moonleiii I choose my prey carefully.

[brain-juice-salesman]

Hello Brain Juice Incorporated!

This is Pure Flow Water Filtration Systems. I am reaching out in order to make a meaningful business connection. I feel like befriending each other could have immense benefits for the stock and quality of business of each of our companies.

I'm looking forward to hopefully working with you!

awesome! I'm thinking something along the lines of a brain juice filtration system? idk....hmu with ur own ideas!

Dear intriguing collaborator,

We are fascinated by your business strategy and are looking forward to coming up with fresh and inventive ideas with you.

Regards,

The Brain Juice Team

[cacklephony]

why do you keep being bullied and juiced by incorporations. Blink twice if you need help

It’s fine I really really enjoy it actually

[brain-juice-salesman]

We don’t condone bullying at Brain Juice Inc.

Regards,

The Brain Juice Team

[cacklephony]

the first time brain juice guy contacted me I was scared out of my wits because while I was aware it was probably a joke I also convinced myself I was experiencing strange sensations in my brain and thought I had unwittingly signed a collaboration contract with some strange demon and now they were actually going to do something to my brain

[brain-juice-salesman]

i'm a blond badass bitch

[cacklephony]

you might be one of the the least blonde people I know . Brain juice salesman literally just wakes up and lies

[brain-juice-salesman]

you dont fucking know that

[cacklephony]

Oh sorry I forgot for a second there. You just remind me a little bit of my friend I’m sorry about that haha

[brain-juice-salesman]

also your friend must be so beautiful

[cacklephony]

oh she is. She’s very muscular because she lifts weights every single day, and she is 7 ft tall. She has long luscious black hair and a radiant personality. She looks a little bit like your ceo, come to think of it

[brain-juice-salesman]

wow....I also hear that she has a gorgeous wife.....and I am not a homewrecker, UNLIKE YOU

[brain-juice-salesman]

i'm a blond badass bitch

[cacklephony]

you might be one of the the least blonde people I know . Brain juice salesman literally just wakes up and lies

[brain-juice-salesman]

you dont fucking know that

[cacklephony]

Oh sorry I forgot for a second there. You just remind me a little bit of my friend I’m sorry about that haha

[brain-juice-salesman]

also your friend must be so beautiful

[brain-juice-salesman]

i'm a blond badass bitch

[cacklephony]

you might be one of the the least blonde people I know . Brain juice salesman literally just wakes up and lies

[brain-juice-salesman]

you dont fucking know that

[brain-juice-salesman]

i'm a blond badass bitch

[cacklephony]

I do NOT want to get my brain cows milked I cannot freaking stand it

[brain-juice-salesman]

I hope this has nothing to do with our company....

[brain-juice-salesman]

same, name generator. same

[cacklephony]

ur brain is so creative, I just want to juice it sooo badly and steal it

WHAT. WHAT PLEASE DONT :(

[cacklephony]

warpspeed what this was you what did I do to prompt this

[brain-juice-salesman]

i just really liked ur animatic

[boringkate]

Hey! Is it okay if I use your body for my evil experiments?

[cacklephony]

my head feels like I just got brain juiced holy hell

[brain-juice-salesman]

wuh oh we didn't even have an operation today....are you working with another brain juice company???

[cacklephony]

Cacklephony x brain juice ceo a lovely night animatic someday…

[brain-juice-salesman]

can't wait.......

[brain-juice-salesman]

maybe the true brain juice guy was the lying backstabbing cheating friends we made along the way 🥰

perhaps 🥹🔪

[brain-juice-salesman]

@moonleiii "My name is @warpspeedchic15, maybe you've heard of me, maybe not." <-totally what Dream said.

Dear loyal customers,

The brain juice guy is not who we thought he was. He will be placed on temporary leave for the time being.

Regards, The Brain Juice Team

[brain-juice-salesman]

brain juice is a liquid state of mind

[cacklephony]

sorry for the lack of brain juice posting lately I’m currently getting ready for my appointments so there’s not a lot going on

[brain-juice-salesman]

we can't wait to see you!