[thememedaddy]

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[blckgirlacid]

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

[peacozy]

I don't have a dream job. I want to be a fairy and sleep in a tulip

[importantcatpics]

[crystalldragon]

I love that in german one way to say goodbye is "I wish you something" (although it's mostly used by boomers) like hehe... I wish you something! Is it something good? Is it something bad? Who knows 💕

[frankhermann]

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

[ivyandbranch]

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

[tordenvejr]

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting

[charlesoberonn]

A girl of about 6 or 7 was babbling nonsense words at her mom and I thought to myself 'she should be able to form real words and sentences by this age' but then the mom responded in kind and I realized 'oh wait, they're speaking french'.

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1133

[no-one-offical]

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[markscherz]

I realised today that frog feet are kind of ideal for wearing heels and well then I accidentally

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

Get the look:

[markscherz]

This is a fucking phenomenal addition.

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[academic-vampire]

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[funtimesontheinternet-deactivat]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Hemingway wishes he could

[archerm]

Dear god.  Implicit in every word is “There’s a pretty good chance I could die tonight.”