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m0th-lotus

i’m fucken cryinh

catchymemes

Credit: @juliehangart

localtiktoks

gahdamnpunk

This is lowkey really cute

throughyellowlights

Lowkey? This is HIGHKEY really cute! Never settle for loser boys ladies!!

donpatch18

hohslop

beachdeath

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

mugwomps

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

slightmayhem

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018

mozukumi

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever.

fiyhi

this is what boys will be boys means

doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

puukkolesbo

fan-troll

this pepper is way too small

direhuman

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

direhuman

because he’s a little chili

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

t-ycho

What my mother thinks my ADHD medication is

raptorific

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

raptorific

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

brokebitch2006

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

raptorific

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?