if you're with me, then everything's alright

emily/rose * she/her * 24 * bi * about * avatar from "you and me on repeat" by mary shyne

[crowlines]

I'm on my way

[leehallfae]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

uuuuh okay update on the crush discourse going on in my notes: if a friend has a crush on you and they do tell you they're unfairly pressuring you to reciprocate but if they don't tell you they're being dishonest with you so either way they've ruined the friendship. every day the most anxious minds on earth make amazing philosophical strides on this website.

[orthoscheme]

these brownies seem a little strong

[orthoscheme]

well if i have any complaints i can just call potassium about it but im too meek so i wont

[minxitsy]

[mokadevs]

3 stooges have a big day in the city

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[lordoftablecloths]

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

[kohakhearts]

[ID: digital drawing of a teenage hayate, who is the fankid of dawn and zoey, riding his galarian rapidash and offering out a rose. he is wearing a fancy outfit with blue and silver motifs and is smiling widely with his teeth. on the side, a doodle of kipper, who is the fankid of may and drew, shows just his face and two hands coming up on either side to touch his own face as he wears a shocked expression and blushes. /End ID]

welcome to my twisted mind (full of nigelslatershipping)

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[itsc]

i have found another gem on facebook marketplace

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)

here's what you actually want in a thrift store:

in a rich town

run by a church

staffed exclusively by little old ladies

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.

[knitmeapony]

If it doesn't look like the Ark of the Covenant might be stashed in the back somewhere, don't waste my time.

[yellowtrinity]

say never my name, thou darling love

[free-my-mindd]

[shiningother]

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

[mozukumi]

i am avoiding responsibilities so. send in an ask and i will assign u an a3 card. ^_^

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[64mpg]

affirmations for when you have brain fog