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pre-massacre ranson in my head

#the passenger 2023 #the passenger #benson the passenger #randy bradley #ranson #stockroom syndrome #kyle gallner #johnny berchtold

tearsick

tyler impatiently waits for narrator to finish putting sunscreen all over him so he can go play in the water

“you’re ship is never gonna be canon” man i fucking hope so

#i’m a pervert #that’s how i like it #the horniest thing to characters can do is not fuck each other #the passenger #ranson #nbc hannibal #hannigram #(kinda)#hucklerobby

augustsunderground

exam on Monday?

….that doesn’t sound like it would involve me

(this was heavily inspired by the awesome david mack)

downahill

june 1. it begins

cavedwell

This has been going on for thousands of years! It doesn't change.

—Robert Bly, Keeping Quiet / Half Man (2026)

real-princess-peach

I know for a fact that Niall stayed on his bullshit. Butch was the best man at his wedding. They went to that spa LAST NIGHT and did coke in the bridal suite before Lori got there. Credit to Alby for trying, but that man is broken beyond repair. Absolute failure. One of the greatest characters of the last decade.

loveridden1999

benson-notboone

now kiss

imjunebitch

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

#i always say why the fuck do i have to pay to see?!#i gotta give y’all money because my eyes are fucked for reasons beyond my control??#i come from a long line of people who can’t see for shit and that’s not my fault

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

ceruleanheaven

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

no-last-name-andy

benson running late one morning and coming into work with damp hair and wafts of old spice from his morning shower. fresh, pink skin, the ends of his hair curling around his neck and forehead, fluffy everywhere it has already dried . randys never seen him look so .. Fresh . gets caught staring when benson grumbles out a "learn to fuckin blink bradley"