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@bramblerose-brandybuck

Welcome friends – Hobbits, Dwarves, Elves, and Men alike! – to my lovely little corner of the Shire! We hold a particular fondness for Tolkien’s, The Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit, here. Though there are the occasional interruptions from some things Sherlock, Disney, and Marvel. But if you don’t mind those, then you are more than welcome to join me and stay for a while!

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beelzebub: so then we juszt told him to make sure he sztaysz focuszed, and we wrapped up the meeting. how did your sztaff meeting go?

gabriel, sweating: we, uh, punched one in the gut and yelled at another for not being smart enough while reminding them that they too could still fall if they stepped a toe out of line

beelzebub: ...

gabriel: ...

beelzebub: im szorry WHICH of usz works for hell again????

a-z-i-r-a-fell

Crowley: *offers (shocking) gum*

Gabriel: *unfazed* "Oh, thanks."

Beelzebub: *dramatically dropping to the ground* "what the actual HEAVEN was that, Crowley?!"

Aziraphale: *trying not to laugh* "Oh, dear, that wasn't very nice was it?"

guardian-of-soho

I love that in the cosmology of Good Omens angels and demons are at heart the same. They have the same powers, the same moral range for good and for evil, the same knowledge of the cosmic plan (none). They work in the same building! And they’re all cynics. No ideals except power, no promises except destruction. The only difference is in their kind of disillusionment—angels have traded love (creativity, mercy, warmth) for control, demons for chaos. None of them have faith in anything that isn’t themselves.

dolphin-unikorn

Me: there comes the person I like, look sneakily!

My lovelys friends:

samsamsart

*Crowley placed a crown on top of the toad on Hasturs head*

Beelzebub: he hazzn't noticed hazz he?

Dagon: no

Crowley: he is starting to wounder why everyone's calling him "prince charming"

incorrectgoodomens

Crowley: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Crowley, whispering: Hastur.

ineffable-feels

I love how we Good Omens fanfic writers tend to use the term 'discorporate' while writing a passionate reaction because what this basically translates to is

any other fandom: The kiss was so good that his knees nearly buckled out from under him.

Good Omens: The kiss was so good that he almost LITERALLY JUST FUCKING DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE.

macun-art

He could spit on me and I'd thank him for the meal

aespi-art

Nanny ashtoreth and warlock but its a vine

superdogbiter

Aziraphale:”My world shattered in an instant”

Aziraphale:”I can see it. The light shone in front of me. Yes, i can already see the beauty of the other side”

Crowley:”Shut up. Just because i ate your m&m’s doesn’t mean you’re gonna die”

Aziraphale:”Dear? Is that you? The only last thing i can say to you is…..fuck you”

superdogbiter

Anathema:”We all have our demons”

Aziraphale:*Grabs Crowley’s arm* And this one is mine”

incorrect-good-omens

Aziraphale: *holding a paper just out of Gabriel's line of view*

Gabriel: You no-good, backstabbing jezebel! I demand you show me that paper!

Aziraphale: I'm sorry. Flattery won't work.

ted8ug

how did i never realize the symbolism in earth being a libra?? the scales?? the opposing sides needing to be equal to keep earth in balance?? aziraphale and crowley are NECESSARY to keep earth at peace and protected

dr-mizmix

Good Omens AU where Crowley steals Adam and raises him with Aziraphale fooling heaven and hell but end up getting so caught up in the domesticity that they forget their child is the Antichrist.

Crowley, on the 11th birthday: I feel like we are forgetting about something...

Aziraphale, covered in cake after finishing the magic show: I don't know what could it possibly be

Adam a few days later: Dad! Pops! The weirdest thing just happened! Satan came from Hell saying he was my dad and I was like "I already have 2 supernatural dads, I don't need a third one" and after completing a bit he went back down mega confused! Did you knew this when you got me at the adoption agency?

Crowley whispering to Aziraphale: So that's what we forgot...