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Day 311

YOU - "Gary, do you know how to turn back time?"

GARY, THE CRYPTOFASCIST - "Do I know how to turn back time...?" He gives you a sideways glance. "Is that a trick question?"

RHETORIC - A question for an answer, huh? The answer must be really obvious.

YOU - "I don't joke around about time, Gary." (Stare at him intently.)

caspercryptid

Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

caspercryptid

I'm glad the notes on this post have turned around from people going "I am the exception I love music I will never die" but some of you have made some truly unhinged choices about what to set your alarm. Why was it the Seinfeld theme in the first place.

caspercryptid

Your experiences are not universal but I wish they were. You're adorable. I want your life.

fallingtowers

a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

zoeydotexe

Visit Original Link

i knew what i must do

number1burlybeastfan-deactivate

ok instead of ass, draw man boobs

like draw a merc (or multiple) with the most glorious man titties you can

I wanted to make something funny haha but I don't have it in me right now , so take my one best headcanon being that Medic and Engineer stand like midwestern dads during a tornado . and they do that too . Engineer hears tornado sirens going off and immediately runs outside and he's like " MEDIC !!! You seein' this , boy ?!?!? " and Medics like " JA !! " and then they stand in the awful wind and hail until they get dragged back inside

real-uwu-hours

I think in general people don’t hate child abuse as much as they think they do

real-uwu-hours

People hate child abuse until they know the abuser, until they had a good interaction with the abuser once, until the victim is too angry, until it’s “not that bad,” until the abuser just knows better, until the abuser does something nice, etc. etc.

It’s incredible to me how normalized it all is. How people are quick to recognize when a partner is abusing someone but the exact same behavior done from a parent to a child is just normal. Even just ‘small’ things like constantly looking through their phone, controlling who they can see and what they can do, etc. is toxic for an adult to do to another adult but for some reason ok to do to a child who literally cannot get away and is still developing? Okay lol.

#personal talk #i knew my parents were abusive since i was really young. but despite the many times my brain told me to run my fear of being dismissed #froze me #i have nightmares about what happened to me as a child. i have spent days without being able to sleep.#they shout and they scream and i cant do anything.#each day i morn the child i never got to be. the life that was stolen from me #listen to children please.

ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624

collecting kpop tweets that make me fucking cry

ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624

#wow

awsugar

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!

#usually this song gives me bad thoughts but seeing gerad way in a dress managed to stop the fear

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

Post some screenshots of tweets by Karl Marx.

#why is this so funny

man, i saw a post asking for someone to play tf2 with, and i sent the guy a message saying i would like to, but it may not be possible since im from europe.

this guy basically tells me i made him loose his time with a stupid question (what? the 1 second it took you to read the message) and when i proceeded to block him i saw he's a 30 something year old proshipper

fuck off, american idiot

#delete later

juyeooon

bye tiktok is so funny

dr-mizmix

[id a screenshot from a TikTok showing a white woman looking at the difference with the text "When my generation praises men in dresses more than they do cops/veterans who serve our country"

Followed by an image of Hideri Kanzaki from the Blend S anime (a boy who wants to be an idol and dresses up with a green maiden costume) doing an anime pose labled "my son". To his right there's a coffin covered by the American flag labled "Your son"

end of id]

my mother just tried to gaslight me on my use of vocabulary. fuck off and don't patronize me.

i speak 5 languages and counting. i have won awards because of my poetry and prose. you don't get to tell me i don't know how to speak just because you don't like the meaning of it.

#dont rb #vent