Day 311

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NASA
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Kiana Khansmith

Product Placement

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$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
almost home
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blake kathryn
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

titsay
KIROKAZE
d e v o n
dirt enthusiast

Discoholic 🪩

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Day 311
YOU - "Gary, do you know how to turn back time?"
GARY, THE CRYPTOFASCIST - "Do I know how to turn back time...?" He gives you a sideways glance. "Is that a trick question?"
RHETORIC - A question for an answer, huh? The answer must be really obvious.
YOU - "I don't joke around about time, Gary." (Stare at him intently.)
Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.
I'm glad the notes on this post have turned around from people going "I am the exception I love music I will never die" but some of you have made some truly unhinged choices about what to set your alarm. Why was it the Seinfeld theme in the first place.
Your experiences are not universal but I wish they were. You're adorable. I want your life.
a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
i knew what i must do
ok instead of ass, draw man boobs
like draw a merc (or multiple) with the most glorious man titties you can
I wanted to make something funny haha but I don't have it in me right now , so take my one best headcanon being that Medic and Engineer stand like midwestern dads during a tornado . and they do that too . Engineer hears tornado sirens going off and immediately runs outside and he's like " MEDIC !!! You seein' this , boy ?!?!? " and Medics like " JA !! " and then they stand in the awful wind and hail until they get dragged back inside
I think in general people don’t hate child abuse as much as they think they do
People hate child abuse until they know the abuser, until they had a good interaction with the abuser once, until the victim is too angry, until it’s “not that bad,” until the abuser just knows better, until the abuser does something nice, etc. etc.
It’s incredible to me how normalized it all is. How people are quick to recognize when a partner is abusing someone but the exact same behavior done from a parent to a child is just normal. Even just ‘small’ things like constantly looking through their phone, controlling who they can see and what they can do, etc. is toxic for an adult to do to another adult but for some reason ok to do to a child who literally cannot get away and is still developing? Okay lol.
collecting kpop tweets that make me fucking cry
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
Post some screenshots of tweets by Karl Marx.
man, i saw a post asking for someone to play tf2 with, and i sent the guy a message saying i would like to, but it may not be possible since im from europe.
this guy basically tells me i made him loose his time with a stupid question (what? the 1 second it took you to read the message) and when i proceeded to block him i saw he's a 30 something year old proshipper
fuck off, american idiot
bye tiktok is so funny
[id a screenshot from a TikTok showing a white woman looking at the difference with the text "When my generation praises men in dresses more than they do cops/veterans who serve our country"
Followed by an image of Hideri Kanzaki from the Blend S anime (a boy who wants to be an idol and dresses up with a green maiden costume) doing an anime pose labled "my son". To his right there's a coffin covered by the American flag labled "Your son"
end of id]
my mother just tried to gaslight me on my use of vocabulary. fuck off and don't patronize me.
i speak 5 languages and counting. i have won awards because of my poetry and prose. you don't get to tell me i don't know how to speak just because you don't like the meaning of it.
just you wait
the girls are fightinggg‼️‼️‼️
Phineas and Ferb from Phineas and Ferb are Forkllift Certified!
aren't they a little YOUNG to be forklift certified?
Why yes, yes they are!
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