Incorrect Good Omens

aziraphale (he/him, they/them) & crowley (he/him, she/her, they/them) & sharon who is not angel nor demon (she/he/they/xem)

[incorrectgoodomens]

Aziraphale, oblivious: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Crowley, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Aziraphale, oblivious: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Crowley: They could hear me.

[incorrectgoodomens]

Aziraphale: Crowley, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Aziraphale: Now *deep breath* let’s break into this apartment.

[incorrectgoodomens]

I need to bring this page back.

[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

[laudaddysmitten]

Writers Guild Presents: A “Nice and Inaccurate” story:

Teaching Science is (Mostly) Nice and (Hopefully Not) Inaccurate

Chapter 1: "Animals!"

by LaudaddySmitten

Rated G Fluff and Humor incoming! (Oh and btw, ALL the lines of dialogue are direct, exact quotes from the show. 😲)

Summary  

Muriel introduces her year 8 (7th grade in US, ages 12-13) science students to the new classroom pets.

(See graphic for details on what “Nice and Inaccurate” means for this fic!)

Excerpt  

“Ducks!” Brian enthusiastically proclaimed very loudly (and very incorrectly) over the growing din of excited, chattering pre-teens.

At least the outburst had the benefit of shushing everyone as they all stared at him incredulously.

The students had been excitedly (and loudly) talking over one another as they vied for good viewing positions — standing on tiptoe and peering around one another — each trying to see more of the expansive birdcage, which had just been revealed by their science teacher. Her name was Dr Constable, but they never called her that. (Since she insisted on students simply calling her Muriel).

She had removed the large red cloth covering the cage with the flourish of a magician, complete with demonstration of the appropriate breathy vocalization of wonder that should be overtaking all of them: “Whaaaa–ow!!!”

Muriel had been grinning so widely that even she would have admitted it hurt a bit. Brian’s outburst as the first student reaction had dimmed her smile somewhat, however. She was slightly concerned by just how far off Brian was with his guess, as these were very clearly not ducks. The large cage held two small, unremarkable looking light brown birds with white bellies.

Read on AO3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63394093/chapters/162420493

Thanks to @goodomensafterdark for creating the Writer's Guild that gives me so much support to get to do creative things!

And my amazing betas! @createserenity @totheendtimes

Have to recognize @incorrectgoodomens , who was unwittingly a big part of what triggered my idea for this series, since it is essentially the opposite of your "Inaccurate" dialogue with "Nice" almost everything else in the gifs. 🤗

My thought process was essentially:

“What if incorrect good omens was the other way around? And what if there was a writer person who had the whole show basically memorized?"

Oh hi, hello, yes, that's me...

[incorrectgoodomens]

This sounds so interesting! (I'm definitely checking it out once I get some time for myself 🙂‍↕️) /pos

[laudaddysmitten]

Writers Guild Presents: A “Nice and Inaccurate” story:

Teaching Science is (Mostly) Nice and (Hopefully Not) Inaccurate

Chapter 1: "Animals!"

by LaudaddySmitten

Rated G Fluff and Humor incoming! (Oh and btw, ALL the lines of dialogue are direct, exact quotes from the show. 😲)

Summary  

Muriel introduces her year 8 (7th grade in US, ages 12-13) science students to the new classroom pets.

(See graphic for details on what “Nice and Inaccurate” means for this fic!)

Excerpt  

“Ducks!” Brian enthusiastically proclaimed very loudly (and very incorrectly) over the growing din of excited, chattering pre-teens.

At least the outburst had the benefit of shushing everyone as they all stared at him incredulously.

The students had been excitedly (and loudly) talking over one another as they vied for good viewing positions — standing on tiptoe and peering around one another — each trying to see more of the expansive birdcage, which had just been revealed by their science teacher. Her name was Dr Constable, but they never called her that. (Since she insisted on students simply calling her Muriel).

She had removed the large red cloth covering the cage with the flourish of a magician, complete with demonstration of the appropriate breathy vocalization of wonder that should be overtaking all of them: “Whaaaa–ow!!!”

Muriel had been grinning so widely that even she would have admitted it hurt a bit. Brian’s outburst as the first student reaction had dimmed her smile somewhat, however. She was slightly concerned by just how far off Brian was with his guess, as these were very clearly not ducks. The large cage held two small, unremarkable looking light brown birds with white bellies.

Read on AO3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63394093/chapters/162420493

Thanks to @goodomensafterdark for creating the Writer's Guild that gives me so much support to get to do creative things!

And my amazing betas! @createserenity @totheendtimes

Have to recognize @incorrectgoodomens , who was unwittingly a big part of what triggered my idea for this series, since it is essentially the opposite of your "Inaccurate" dialogue with "Nice" almost everything else in the gifs. 🤗

My thought process was essentially:

“What if incorrect good omens was the other way around? And what if there was a writer person who had the whole show basically memorized?"

Oh hi, hello, yes, that's me...

[incorrectgoodomens]

This place suddenly exploding with notes again, hello!!

I haven't watched series two yet (I don't have Prime, unfortunately, and I don't want to be an arrrrrr pirate), but I'm so so so excited to have my two little babies back again!!!!

[incorrectgoodomens]

I have Prime now, but no time will we ever win??

[incorrectgoodomens]

This place suddenly exploding with notes again, hello!!

I haven't watched series two yet (I don't have Prime, unfortunately, and I don't want to be an arrrrrr pirate), but I'm so so so excited to have my two little babies back again!!!!

[incorrectgoodomens]

[incorrectgoodomens]

[incorrectgoodomens]

[neil-gaiman]

Crowley appreciates being called elegant but has suggested that "saunters" would be a more accurate verb.

[incorrectgoodomens]

Crowley: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Crowley, whispering: Hastur.

[incorrectgoodomens]

Ligur: Hastur and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Hastur: We what?

[incorrectgoodomens]

Hi-Hi! I wanted to tell to the etheral, occult, and earthly human being here about a theory I have since a while, and hear what they think about it.

The Seven Deadly Sins: They are all things we not necessary bad, but things we must be careful of because they're endless. For example, Sloth: Being lazy is great, sometimes! It's very good for the health, imagination, all this! And yet, it doesn't have an end to fullfill so... We must find ourselve the strenght to stop at some point.

Wrath: Being angry is healthy! It's a feeling, it helps us to get things moving! Staying angry forever about a thing is damaging!

You can keep doing it for the others, they are all not bad in reasonable doses, but consuming and devastating if we let them rule us. So? What d'you all think about that theory?

I. Love. This. So. Much.

[incorrectgoodomens]

Just a quick reminder from Aziraphale to let you know that you should drink plenty of water.

If you don't drink enough water, you'll experience very unpleasant headaches, but if you still don't drink water after experiencing those, things will only get worse.

If not for Aziraphale, do it for yourself ❤

[incorrectgoodomens]

Our Angelic helpline is once again open!

Feel free to send us something in a ask if you're in need of some help from Aziraphale or myself (Crowley sometimes helps out as well). We prefer no private messages however as I, Sharon, am on the spectrum so a one on one conversation is a little difficult for me. Thank you for understanding!