bing bong!

boring normal regular

[just-trying-my-best-everyday]

i am only a mildly embarrassed about this

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character: michael bluth - arrested development song: i think he knows - taylor swift

[lava-bomb]

have i told you about my grandparents’ kitchen wallpaper

[hexjulia]

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[prokopetz]

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

[graciehart]

jane & lisbon + normal coworker behavior [16/?] ⤷ 1.13 — “Paint it Red”

[redlipstickresurrected]

Astral Angels aka Naomi Walker (British, b. Morpeth, Northumberland, England) - Sun Worship. Paintings: Acrylic on Canvas

[cuntylestat]

everything is sex, except sex, which is about tennis

(youtube)

[huariqueje]

New York , Manhattan - Dominique Corbasson , n/d.

French, b.1958 -

Acrylique on cardboard , 70 x 70 cm.

[sirgawin]

oh neck tattoo we're really in it now

[riverlarking]

[scoes]

you mean to tell me an hour is just six 10 minute intervals. We are fucked beyond belief

[willjulep]

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

[coyoterodeo]

how it feels to hold your tongue

[valtsv]

"senseless tragedy" they do tend to be, yeah

[valtsv]

99% of sufferers quit before they find the meaning that rationalises all the pain they've endured. KEEP DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE WOUND UNTIL IT YIELDS.

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

[comradesummers]

the problem with watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time when you're 13 is that it will fundamentally reshape your brain chemistry to the point where literally all fiction becomes buffy the vampire slayer in different fonts. "watch another show!" you might say, and believe me i have! i promise i've watched many other shows since i was 13. but the problem is that all those other shows as well as films, books, podcasts etc. are simply deviations of buffy the vampire slayer to me. it's the holy text, the primary source. everything else is just commentary.