just stuff that makes me happy

Being easily distracted is both a blessing and a sequined cape. My main tumblr is the now defunct (at tumblr) erraticgallery. This one is a little less specific, but it's the one post at still. 

[thewowscenario]

James Acaster talks about pranking his friends into toasting to fascism at the bar, having Robert De Niro on his Off Menu podcast and his thoughts on Seth doing a live Taskmaster.

[panelshowsource]

drag him

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[brandibrandi]

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, March 1, 1914

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I’m sure 295,000 people clicked on this video to see if he said “whomp whomp whomp whomp”

[oldfashionedoldbean]

I did collect newspaper clippings of bussinessmen for a while. (x)

[hillergoodspeed]

another page from my forthcoming book POND LIFE out soon with perfectably acceptable press. 160 pp, hardcover, spot colour offset.

[ryo-maybe]

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

[nifinof]

[seventiesdreams]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS FUCKING MAN.

[brandibrandi]

tumblr really thinks i should put rubber bands on my doorknob tonight.  

[notkatniss]

[thewowscenario]

Lorraine Kelly told to ‘go f*** yourself’ after she names Piers Morgan her ‘hero of 2020’

Comedian James Acaster took issue with her choice during a Channel 4 New Year’s Eve show

Comedian James Acaster reacted in exaggerated outrage when presenter Lorraine Kelly revealed she had selected Piers Morgan as her “hero of 2020”.

Acaster and Kelly were appearing on The Last Leg of the Year 2020 on Channel 4, a topical comedy show reflecting on the year just passed.

During one of the episode’s segments, the cast were asked to pick the year’s “heroes”, prompting Kelly to name the former News of the World editor and Good Morning Britain presenter Morgan.

“Go f*** yourself,” said Acaster in reply.

Though laughter, Kelly then told Acaster to “stay with me”, as she explained her reasoning.

“You remember when Boris Johnson hid in a fridge rather than be interviewed by Piers Morgan? None of his cabinet ministers would come on the telly, because they were too scared.”

In the build-up to the 2019 General Election, Boris Johnson was criticised for refusing to participate in TV interviews, including one with Morgan.

“You don’t get to stop being a villain for two seconds and now you’re a hero,” shot back Acaster in response.

On social media, viewers expressed their amusement at the exchange, with one person writing that it was a “late contender for highlight of the year”.

“James Acaster’s reaction to Lorraine Kelly saying Piers Morgan was her hero of the year will live with me forever,” wrote someone else.

“Watching James Acaster losing it after Lorraine Kelly called Piers Morgan a hero has made my evening,” wrote another Twitter user. “All is not lost, folks.”

[brandibrandi]

James Acaster is the hero of 2021

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[sapokanikan]

Good morning to Staver, Bagger, Neil Overall (Gerry Dungaree's son), Gary "Sniper's Dream" Cheeseman, Bill Whittlingham, Ron Waffle, John Caramel, Good Monson, Mickey the Drink, Billy the Pigeon, Gentle Ken, Mavis, Harry Harryman and Steve Bytheway

[austinlanghams]

[bad-prog-rock-ideas]

Unwanted Progtent: Deep Pur🅱️le

oh hell yea i love deep purple…..

[moonshineriderr]

LMFAOOO