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orion-lake

#going to edfringe to see this boi with 3 pubes

mountainforaface

“Well, maybe he’s my… Hugh Grant-esque strategy expert?”

crazyexedits

top 12 musical numbers from season 4 (as voted by my followers) » #4. no one else is singing my song

domcruz-deactivated20240204

Make this beach ball cross the finishing line. Only water can touch the beach ball. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

#can't get over how he kept crawling under the start sign

crazyexedits

top 12 musical numbers from season 4 (as voted by my followers) » #5. love’s not a game

panelshowsource

“This is my second visit to the red chair, actually. I was here 8 years ago. I told a story I thought was really good about when I was living France and something happened with my daughter. However, a certain guest on the sofa that not really did not like my story, and he was rather rude.”

crazyexedits

top 12 musical numbers from season 4 (as voted by my followers) » #8. trapped in a car with someone you don’t want to be trapped in a car with

montygreen

God I love Sitcoms [24/?]

sarenderpity

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

sarenderpity

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

emilreloaded

THIS IS TRUE AND I HATE TOUCHING ANYTHING AT WORK

I have to share this now.

I work at a tech company. One project had me interacting with a software engineer that kept installing new versions of the project over his previous work, causing us all sorts of headaches. I told him this was the software equivalent of cooking a meal after using the toilet, and he was making us all sick.

Fast forward a bit. I’m coming in to work and pass this individual on the way in to the gowning area/locker room/restroom (we have showers and changing rooms at work). He enters the bathroom area, washes his hands, THEN uses the toilet, and then LEAVES.

I can do nothing but stare disbelieving at his back. What is going on? Does he think the order of the steps isn’t important, as long as he does them? Is he doing this to spite me because of what I said?

The answer is none of the above.

Dudes just be like that.

should-be-sleeping

One of the first pieces of advice my doctor told me after I became immune compromised was to avoid shaking people’s hands but especially the hands of men. The second piece of advice was to go plastic and avoid handling cash ever, but especially cash back from clerks who were men (so if the clerk was a woman and I had cash I needed to offload go ahead and play roulette but credit/debit only if the clerk was a dude).

Then they showed me a study about the restroom habits of men complete with bacterial/viral/fungal cultures taken from hands of men who did wash, who didn’t wash, and who claimed to wash but hadn’t actually. It was real gross, y'all. There was a similar study for women but even the women who didn’t wash their hands had less contagion because they were not directly in contact with their genitals.

So like, big pass from me on hand shakes in general.

#dear god #wtf