( aaron taylor-johnson, 30, cis male, he/him ) BRANDON CALLAHAN! we’re so happy you’re here. you’ve been her for SIX MONTHS, working as an INVESTMENT BANKER, right? yeah, everyone’s already told us all about you. they said your very CHARMING, OBSERVANT, SELF-CENTERED, and IMPULSIVE which we think is just awesome. of course they told us that you remind them of AN OLD FASHIONED, STACKS OF MONEY, and A WELL-TAILORED THREE PIECE SUIT and HEAVYDIRTYSOUL by TWENTY-ONE PILOTS. so we feel like we already know you so well. we can’t wait to get to know you better.
hey, hey! brandon here is a bit of a mess but i hope you love him all the same.
b a s i c s.
name: brandon alexander callahan (jr)
nickname: brando, b
age & dob: 30 b. november 17th
birthplace: manhattan, new york, new york
current residence: denver, colorado
positive traits: charming, observant, intelligent, confident
negative traits: self-centered, impulsive, blunt, unyielding
zodiac: scorpio ☀ aquarius ☽ libra ↗
pets: balinese cat named ghost
family: [dad] brandon alexander callahan (sr) - 58
[mom] elise diane robichaud-callahan - 52
[younger sister], [younger sister]
i n f o.
the oldest of three kids, brandon alexander callahan had his life mapped for him from the very beginning. born to a very wealthy and well-known new york family, his father already had a corner on the hedge fund and investment banking world, and his mother was a well respected and well loved philanthropist. when brandon entered the picture everyone treated it as though the heir had arrived.
raised mostly by nannies and tutors, life in the callahan household was anything but the typical american family. it didn't take long for brandon to figure out he didn't want the path that his parents had so carefully mapped out for him. when they wanted business classes he wanted sports. if not for the fact that he was a pretty gifted hockey player and still aced all of his tests, there might have been more pushback. it was an opening and brandon planned on seizing it until he had a career ending injury not long after being drafted into the nhl.
losing out on his dream was a soulcrusher. his parents pushed for him to immediately hop in with the family business but he spent a couple of years lazing about, spending his daddy's money and getting involved with anyone who would give him the time of day. eventually, he returned to school, albeit reluctantly. feeling the empty hollow of loneliness and nothing to really pass the time but meaningless hookups, he had nothing better to do.
after graduating with honors, he was rapidly promoted up the ladder at his father's company, much to the chagrin of the other workers. nepotism at its finest. most days he still lazes about and spends his father's money but he does it from denver where he’s meant to be heading up a new branch of the firm. and if he calls out of work or pretends to work from home more often than not? well, that's his dad's problem, not his.
w a n t e d.
- the women in his life (exes, fwbs, hookups, the one that got away, the one he refuses to admit he has feelings for)
- his assistant
- friends, real and fake, familial connections
- rivals or enemies
- anything and everything we can make work
“I used to get shit from teachers for being disruptive. It was always ‘Think about the real world because you’ll never make a living as an actor.’ So now I’m like, fuck you!”
