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That sounds ominous, what’s up?
Some dude drove over my foot after rear-ending me. Police got him by now, but my foot’s still busted.Â
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Great...
That sounds ominous, what’s up?
Some dude drove over my foot after rear-ending me. Police got him by now, but my foot’s still busted.Â
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And why not? I could always give you a good workout.
Busted my foot... or rather, got it busted. And I’m always down for a workout, just can’t use my foot right now.
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I’m fine, I only asked why.
Yeah, but last time we spoke, you made it very clear you have no interest in me... I was pleasantly surprised of the change of heart, I guess.
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Did you go to the police station? If you took a good look at his licence plate or even have any other info – it’s important to do so.
I did, yeah. Told them what I knew, now it’s out of my hand. Last I heard they know who it might have been. Doesn’t help with not having anything to do though...
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I just saw what you said about it – god, people are so irresponsible.Â
Yeah... can’t even work now. I hate idling at home..
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No heading to the gym anytime soon for me.
Why?
Got my foot smashed by someone driving over it....Â
I’m surprised you’re talking to me... are you alright?
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I still think you’re dying.
The pain sometimes feels like it, but I’ve got pills for that. Pretty sure I’ll live.
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Are you dying?
Uhm... no?
My foot’s just smashed.
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Well, damn. I’m sorry about your foot – I’m guessing that also means you can’t actually work for now.Â
Pretty much, yeah. Can’t drive at all, really. I mean, I can deal with it for gettign places, but not for hours at a time... Guess it’s time to devote more time to my other persuits.
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Is everything okay?
Everything’s fine, except my foot.
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Why’s that?
Some guy rear-ended me and when I got out to settle everything, just drove off, right over my foot.
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No heading to the gym anytime soon for me.
Had a nice dinner with my dad and his new Girlfriend…adn then woke up the next morning sicker than all get up! I swear I might be dying! Someone send help…or at least soup!Â
Wow, sounds like you got a bad case of man-flu... I could drop by, if you want to, but I’m not telling you beforehand if it’s to nurse you back to health, or kick your ass so you do so yourself. That’s a surprise.
That moment when you hear doors in your apartment opening and closing and the only roommate I have is my cat Loki who is currently sleeping at my feet. I think my apartment is haunted…I have a ghost roommate!Â
That’s scary, dude! But maybe it’s just crappy doors and/or the wind? Or you have someone living in your place without knowing it. There was a lady in japanese who lived underneath someone’s sink, I think.
I just watched the two biggest guys in the gym have the most intense bromance work out together. It was truly inspiring how they were egging the other on. Either way, how is everyone on this lovely morning?
Are you sure it was bromantic? Last I heard, gyms are a prime location to cruise for gay dudes. Makes sense, I guess, I mean, lots of hot people who show off what they have and obviously care about the way they look? I know that’s where I’d go for a quick hookup...
Anyway, I’m fine, how are you?
God, I hate people...
It is always nice when that happens. I’m Tess, it’s lovely to meet you Brandon. I hope you have had better days.
It certainly is. Very lovely to meet you too, tess.Â
My days have been a lot better, thank you. How about your days?
God, I hate people...
That’s perfectly okay to not know me, but you will.
Yeah, probably, as someone who talks a lot when the day is long. Seriously, what do you even want from me?