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BRANDON FERRO; 21 * * * Sports fanatic. You might have seen me running around with a hose on my back, then a salad in one hand and a soft drink in the other. Now though you'll get to see me boss people around as they exercice. That's right, I'm a personal trainer. * * * Wanna know anything else? Don't be shy and ask away. Oh yeah, one last thing; Rihanna in Work was just everything good in this world. God bless see through tank tops. That's about it. * * * #TGIF var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5594241"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=sports fanatic&e2=Sports fanatics&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[brandonferro]

t;; lmao... BRUH ur ignoring the bigger picture here... you like actively made the decision to eat shit... like WHY tho 😭 t;; ho w would anyone want to even talk to you at that point, like wouldn’t your breath smell like shit ? 😦🥵

[Text] i didn’t??????

[Text] you asked a q and i answered. but i never actually did any of that. pack it up, ferro. and just admit you wanna hang out.

[brandonferro]

t;; it’s the blatant denial for me 😌

[Text] look who’s talking lmao.

[brandonferro]

t;; lmao bro chill that’s a very valid memory, my dude

like... your fr chose shit 😩🤣 gah dam one of my fave memories tbh

[Text] now that’s the biggest lie.

[Text] you’ve got better memories than that with me. 😌

[thepromisethatlovecouldbeeternal]

[brandonferro]

t;; dude. never in my loooife will I ever forget that u chose to eat chocolate-flavored shit... like my view on you forevr changed in that decision theeennnn u have the actual audacity to act like choosing between the public/private shitting yourself was the crossroads for you??? EASY man, u shit yourself once a year and it’s done! ya know

[Text] not you texting me this in the middle of the night. 

[Text] just say you miss me. lmao. 

[brandonferro]

T;; ugh you have to pick one, stop being lame

[Text] how about /you/ pick one?

[brandonferro]

T;; ok would you rather shit yourself in public once a year or shit yourself in private every day? 😂🤣

[Text] where did you even find those questions?? no thanks.

[brandonferro]

T;; ?? on what ducking planet dude lmaoooo nice one, cute try tho

[Text] you’re nasty. 😹

[brandonferro]

T;; lmaooo ew I knew you were deep down into that poop play shit 🤣

[Text] as if. no one would be surprised if it was one of /your/ kinks tho. 😛

[brandonferro]

T;; lmao it’s a question you have to answer. duh.

[Text] chocolate flavored shit, i guess?? because it’s gonna taste like chocolate. whereas the other will taste like actual shit??

[brandonferro]

T;; So would you rather eat chocolate-flavored shit or shit-flavored choocate ?

[Text] what kind of messed up question that is? no matter what, you end up eating shit in the end. no bueno.

[brandonferro]

TXT MSSG 📲 BRAN & NANI

[brandonferro]

naniferro‌:

Lordt. Why do I have to explain every ting to you?

because you’re the intelligent one??

[brandonferro]

TXT MSSG 📲 BRAN & NANI

[brandonferro]

naniferro‌:

Ooookay Ariana grande

what does she have to do with this??

[brandonferro]

TXT MSSG 📲 BRAN & NANI

[brandonferro]

naniferro‌:

Lmaooo name a time and place, show me your receipt

pls. i don’t need any receipt. it’s all in my head. i just KNOW.

[brandonferro]

TXT MSSG 📲 BRAN & NANI

[brandonferro]

naniferro‌:

Lmao that’s corny af to reference that about yourself boo

as if you ain’t corny yourself most of the time. :)

[brandonferro]

TXT MSSG 📲 BRAN & NANI

wooow ur cool, you know what I meant

the coolest. 

i’m a waiting list kind of dude now, remember?

[brandonferro]

TXT;; u rly ducked up not watching the zombie land

[Text] ducked up? quack quack.

[Text] that ain’t my thing tho. and u really ducked up too by not watching bad boys. hands down hilarious.