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Itâs only fanfic if itâs from the Fanfique region of France. Otherwise itâs just sparkling pornography.
how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and itâs a frog going at full speed
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WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PLANT A POTTED PLANT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TEASE THE FUCKING ROOTS AND PROVIDE A COMFORTABLE SPACE WITH SOFT SOIL AROUND IT TO ENSURE THAT IT GROWS PROPERLY IF YOU PLANT THIS THING LIKE THIS ITâLL PROBABLY DIE WITHIN THE YEAR YOUâRE A SHITTER ANIME IS SHIT 2K14
this is from wolf children. and sheâs ignorant about farming. and the plants all do die and wilt until local farmers teach her how to plant them properly. calm down 2k14.
unrest in the farming fandom
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1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN
Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and Iâm not kidding.
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Jack Blackâs first gaming video on his youtube channel was of him pretending to play fortnite for 30 seconds, smashing his set, and then playing his old Vectrex instead
Perfection.
Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers
Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested.
Some horsecock motherfucker:Â
Knight: ⊠What the fuck
OH FUCK YES I GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.
For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield.
This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other, and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said âWHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGSâ, which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemimaâs recipe for success.
Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels. Now, youâre wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of course! But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add a hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks.
I mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didnât consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right?
Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed.
Given the fact that yeah, youâd need to be completely demented and more than a bit overdramatic to come up with something like this, Iâm 100% unsurprised this shield also appears in medieval Russia.Â
Only they made it pink, because of reasons.
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the speed limit for ghosts is also 25
Well, thatâs enough internet for me today.
this post teleported me back to 2011
times were simpler and red comic sans abundant