"i only care about girls"

NO LONGER ACTIVE // my charm is that u never know what im fucken talking about.

[allfemaleidols]

send me your female bias + an era

↳ joy + russian roulette

[prkchaeyoung]

maybe they’re the cutest 😤

[mothcub]

[denisvileneuve]

the man, the myth, the legend: Captain Raymond Holt

[bratboi]

sup who remembers me (none o yall)

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[lvd2]

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

[bratboi]

i gotta yell but im such a fucking drama qqueen my yells mean nothing

[bratboi]

babes honey literally the only reason they got rid of pimento was so rosa could date a lady now yall r surprised? we saw this coming dont b humble.

[catsuggest]

im callinge the police right now

[catsuggest]

whom would do such a thing

[catsuggest]

fluff theft is a crimbe.

[blackpinkofficial]

© SweetCrush | DO NOT EDIT

[eadlynschreaveofillea]

Imagine being a writer, and then after your book’s release and when the hype goes through the roof, you write fanfiction for it, then you tweet “there is a fanfic out there that is totally canon. Try and find it.” Then all your readers are scouring every fanfic website, trying to find which one is yours, meanwhile helping all these fanfic writers get readers.

[stormsbourne]

I mean david gaider did this. david gaider wrote dragon age 2 fanfiction on the kink meme and we still don’t know for sure which one is his

[calligraphypenn]

WHAT

[poisoncherrywine]

WHAT

[damnhawke]

WHAT

[ageofdragon]

Ah I remember this, because Gaider was talking (on Twitter) about how he spent a lot of time on the kink meme reading stories. Then thousands of kink meme authors freaked out, wondering if Gaider came across theirs and then he winky face announced writing fanfic on the kink meme for fun.

The DA Kink Meme Scandal was a classic.

[ageofdragon]

Took awhile, but you’re welcome.

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

An actual gay legend.

[soyoudot]

♡

[michaun]

no context B99 part 1

[bratboi]

whom else hasnt got out of bed for 13 days

[dailybtvs]

[airmercury]

when my friends show me pictures of their ugly ass boyfriends