i’m on fire!

literally i’m on fire help me (RP Blog)

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silly little brayden rp blog (owner of the account is @diorysuss)

asks: open

anon: on

nsfw/uncomfy asks will be deleted :P

below is spoilers for episode 4

Brayden (as of episode 4) is canonically dead, on this blog he doesn’t know how he actually revived so take this rp account with a grain of salt

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what if i made you a crown made out of sticks, coal, and charcoal. what then. like a flower crown, but evil

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well I’m pretty sure I would look like the devil from. the bible. but also what the fuck

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hey braiden what happens when you add coals to your head fire

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let’s not talk about that.

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How many times have you caught on fire within the past week?

4. 3 of those were unrelated incidents to my helmet fire, by the way!

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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i’m thankful for money, money, money, bitches, and good zaza

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Do you even have bitches?

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maybe i don’t have bitches but i got money, so that’s gotta balance out

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* throws magnets at him and runs away *

SO. NOT. C0OL. OH MY G4DDDD

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BRAYDEN!

silly boy

yes, yes, the sillest out of the entire cast. don’t mention it.

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i’m thankful for money, money, money, bitches, and good zaza

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@a-good-darren

@thad-the-jock

@rebecca-babe

@user-darkxwolf17

@sam-likes-magnets

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fruitc- I mean Darren you got something you wanna admit

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You realize if you don't want the fire, You can just take off your hat...right?

It’s like, glued to my head. Trust me, I’ve tried.

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When did you realize that your gay?

when i kissed another guy on a dare and he became my bf

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I GRANT YOU THE CUBE BLESSING!

the cube brought me back from the dead

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Hey just so you know, the zaza dealer was brought back by the absolute solver. Be careful!

can’t even have nice zaza without it probably want to kill people and drink their oil smh

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don’t die mr. Fireman

that’s the copper-9 dream

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who knew I had such a great aim?

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stop drop and roll has more onscreen kills than J send post

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GOD DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME THAT

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ok mr.desperately-in-need-of-a-fire-extinguisher

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SINCE WHEN WAS THERE TWO OF YOU