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friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.

#reblog

going as myself for halloween again but since i'm still trapped in this elevator i finally get to enjoy genuine human screaming. literally the only positive to the situation but whatever

#shitpost #episode 6 spoilers #happy halloween #uzi and tessa getting along well

goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

ohtehnoeszombies

this post contains notes

zeesqueere

does it?

does it though?

pileofknives

Fuck is going on here

liina-puff

post expired

therustyskull

Son of no notes ghost post.

nim-lock

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This

daisygardensinc

What the fuck

eldr1tch-cr0w

How the fuck

uzi-doorknob

this site is more haunted than the corpse spire

#and we stan for that #hellsite (affectionate)#who needs notes with posts like these #reblog

uzi-doorknob

i swear i'm actually in hell. tessa keeps humming along to this stupid elevator music and the wifi down here SUCKS so i can't block it out with illegally streamed anime. AND I CAN'T EVEN FLIP HER THE BIRD PROPERLY! robo GOD i hate my life.

hybridcrows

why don't you have the anime downloaded directly into yourself yet

mushroomsareverycool-deactivate

dontcha know the planet is called Copper-9 because it doesnt have fibre optic?

#come to the copper system they said #we have working internet they said #well guess what the internet here SUCKS. and they didn't mention the horrors #reblog #episode 6 spoilers #the author does not recommend copper 9 as a vacation spot

i swear i'm actually in hell. tessa keeps humming along to this stupid elevator music and the wifi down here SUCKS so i can't block it out with illegally streamed anime. AND I CAN'T EVEN FLIP HER THE BIRD PROPERLY! robo GOD i hate my life.

#murder drones #episode 6 spoilers #shitpost #uzi and tessa getting along well #might technically be robo purgatory but it's literally SO HORRIBLE #GET ME AND N OUT OF THIS FRICKIN' ELEVATOR

khan-loves-doors

Can’t wait for uzi to go touch grass snow for once 😁

perfectlynormalaxolotl

Khan, are you going to somehow pilot one of Copper-9's moons into Copper-9? Is this going to be another Majora's Mask / Amphibia/ Hermitcraft season 8 situation?

khan-loves-doors

I mean..if someone wants me to

uzi-doorknob

killing planets is MY job, stay out of it dad!

uzi-doorknob

Giggle. Ironic!

#Episode 6 spoilers #Hello Fandom. Wave. Did you miss me?

jcjenson-in-spaaaaacee

*commits tax evasion cutely* UwU

uzi-doorknob

what are you, my dad?

#shitpost #uzi and JCJenson getting along well #doorman more like tax fraud #JCJenson more like tax fraud #reblog

gabrielagresteofficial

how didu become 8 feet tall? drop tutorial plsplspls (asking 4 a friend)

it’s the years of concentrated misanthropy mostly

uzi-doorknob

god i fucking wish that worked for robots.

#uzi SHORTman #reblog #with how much i hate humans i should be at least as tall as an evangelion but there's no justice in the world

"this whole thing smacks of capitalism" i say as i overturn the company picnic barbeque grill and turn JCJenson in spaaaaacee into the JCJenson of shit

#murder drones #shitpost #uzi and JCJenson getting along well