Brayford Bird

Back on Tumblr after 5 years because Elon nuked Twitter and I need somewhere to shitpost.

[brayfordbird]

Reasons my job is the best: it's Drag Race day for Children in Need so I got put in full glam

[alister-crawley]

Are you wild like me?

Raised by wolves and other beasts

I tell you all the time

I'm not mad

You tell me all the time

I got plans

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[maryburgers]

This makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it

[blinditem]

RIP Kurt you would’ve hated the 21st century </3

[brayfordbird]

I've just blown the cobwebs off this thing because Elon is probably going to tank Twitter. What's it like these days?

[brayfordbird]

An old photo of Tobias is getting love on Tumblr again and rightfully so. He is the King of Floof. However, in October we got a second cat and I just realised I never posted him on here. His name is Bear, he is a ginger doofus and you should definitely give him love too.

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[brayfordbird]

I'm not in love it's just a game we do.

[love]

[sadpantsu]

[pangur-and-grim]

[visualechoess]

[gardenofgod]

Glasswing Butterfly (Greta Oto), by ceferreira.

[thatcatpersondotjpeg]

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

[adventureandpages]

Lazy days are the best days ❤️

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