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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Love Begins
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Discoholic 🪩
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
almost home
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@braynthoughts
It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
Being someone old enough to be fully conscious and forming memories in both 2003 and 2025 feels like this
Make America Great Again?
Not MY America, you won't.
*throws half empty Bud Light can into a creek*
Boobs
I miss those gliding rocking chairs. The ones that have you a nice swing motion but also occasionally latched onto your clothes in a death grip and tried to eat your entire body.
One of my favorite things about Tumblr are the posts that have EPIC additions on them made by profiles long since deactivated.
It's like someone haunting you from beyond the grave.
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
This is a ride.
which oil companies can we trust
trick questjon all of them :-)
because oil is tasty
Have you tried putting a bit of olive oil in your pasta sauce when cooking? Good shit
Why would you put lube in pasta?
I have no words
It smells like dilapidated penis in here.
Bad idea of the day:
Surround smell.
That’s some… interesting pasta…
Sue Ryder, Scott Arms, UK
Look at these adorable mosquito face pastas.
Nah, that's just brain death starting. It's like a blackout but white.
If you hang yourself on christmas, you are technically a christmas decoration (source)
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even my dumb ass. Peace bitches.
Time to bring back Emo Culture for the Rawring Twenties.
