It's all one great big movie

I'm Brenda. Happily married and severely socially awkward. I love everything horror, also love to write. If it's spooky, I love it. If I don't respond, either I forgot, I got distracted, I waited too long, I missed it, or I just don't have the energy to reply. Please do not send me dick pics, I do not want them. In a constant state of trying to be a better person, but unwilling to take your BS.

[pennywise-fucker]

Honestly so proud of my 'fit today 🖤

Here's to 31, an age I never thought I'd see 😅

[elisecairo]

[rosslynpaladin]

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

[hollyevolving]

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

[pennywise-fucker]

I miss my mom so much. I miss being able to cry to her. I miss her helping my s/h thoughts. I miss just having her comfort. I'm so tired and it gets so lonely and I'm just not ok today

[7484853929297438282993949292-de]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

[prokopetz]

It's funny how in the last couple of years several major social media platforms have quietly removed "this user appears to be a bot" from the list of valid reasons to report a post on their abuse forms. I wonder what might have have motivated that particular change.

[peekychu]

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[witcheryen]

born in 2008 what do you mean…

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

breaking news: i’m getting worse

[liesandnights]

You know what's attractive? Someone who knows when you're overthinking and gently reassures you without making you feel dramatic.

[pennywise-fucker]

So, I'm on my second session for my belly tattoo, and things I've realized:

I 110% hate any sternum action. My sternum is stupidly sensitive

It feels kind of good going into the belly button, which was very unexpected

The ribs aren't too bad unless they're getting absolutely ripped

I was expecting significantly worse(aside from the sternum, 0/10)

[atepa09]

From what my sisters have told me of their tattoos, ones that hit areas with little fat (like your sternum, or shoulder blades) were harder because the needle didn’t have anything to absorb the vibrations other than the bone itself.

The belly button one is a surprise though, I would have through going over your abs would have been painful as well

[pennywise-fucker]

See, I had no trouble with my collarbones, and one kinda behind my ear(felt like it was vibrating my brain lol) was a breeze. Knuckles sucked, but the top of the hand wasn't too bad. But my sternum apparently is gonna be the death of me no matter what lol. Was with my chest piece, is also with my belly piece 🥴

Luckily this is the last of my sternum 😂

[atepa09]

Heh, there IS only so much sternum that’s true… given all your other tats, I’m surprised your sternum wasn’t done sooner, heh. But yeah I would have thought the collarbone would have hurt the same as this one.

How many sessions left for your sternum, just the one?

[pennywise-fucker]

Well, it's my entire belly, so looking at about 3 more sessions because he prefers shorter sessions. I'm hoping to get the sternum portion knocked out at the next one, but he said he might work more on the sides and bottom more than the sternum because it's easier for both of us 🙃

My artist had stopped tattooing, so I hadn't found the trust to allow someone to ink my whole belly, but he now tattoos occasionally so I got lucky 😅

[theblackparadeisdead]

Tumblr is such an awesome website. What if your diary had a pvp option

[thoughtcascades]

a person can laugh all day and still go home to a war nobody can see

[pennywise-fucker]

So, I'm on my second session for my belly tattoo, and things I've realized:

I 110% hate any sternum action. My sternum is stupidly sensitive

It feels kind of good going into the belly button, which was very unexpected

The ribs aren't too bad unless they're getting absolutely ripped

I was expecting significantly worse(aside from the sternum, 0/10)

[atepa09]

From what my sisters have told me of their tattoos, ones that hit areas with little fat (like your sternum, or shoulder blades) were harder because the needle didn’t have anything to absorb the vibrations other than the bone itself.

The belly button one is a surprise though, I would have through going over your abs would have been painful as well

[pennywise-fucker]

See, I had no trouble with my collarbones, and one kinda behind my ear(felt like it was vibrating my brain lol) was a breeze. Knuckles sucked, but the top of the hand wasn't too bad. But my sternum apparently is gonna be the death of me no matter what lol. Was with my chest piece, is also with my belly piece 🥴

Luckily this is the last of my sternum 😂

[onceuponawhine]

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Voting ended onAug 17

[onceuponawhine]

Your paternal grandfather

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Voting ended onAug 17

[swarnpert]

unwritten by natasha bedingfield is how allergy medicine is supposed to make you feel