Chicago Ted

This young lady has delusions of adequacy

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[psalidodont]

[whathaveimissednow]

[maleboar]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[unpeeled-human]

[nat-20s]

I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

[nat-20s]

Too many generic love songs not enough songs about one specific ass situation

[pronounstheclown]

tag the first song you think of

[segamascott]

[misericordiia]

our father, who art in chicago,

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[smorpher]

Blaghaargghagaa with mama

[jame7t]

It’s so much fun

[aceynk]

[smeagles]

ok funs over back to business

[boviform]

[mistressemmedi]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

fuck it sure

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