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  âAy... how long you gotta nap before itâs considered a âcomaâ.â
lazy dedf1sh doodle bc,,shes cute
BOMB RUSH BLUSH (FT. DEDF1SH)
spicy-beatsâ:
âOh, Iâll be undermining them slowly. Dunno why I didnât think about it first, probably because their fucking manipulation convinced me I wouldnât be able to do anything without their advice. Fuckers.â
ââŚGallows isnât going to interfere, Iâll make sure of that. Sheâs hella busy with her sanitization-quarantine projects anyway - so now is the perfect time.â
ââŚthanks, dude. That probably was the swift kick to the behind I was waiting for. Youâre much more efficient than boozeâ
  âTold you dawg, alcohol ainât nothinâ but trouble, but spendinâ a night out with a pal, planninâ the downfall of a lot of very powerful people? Priceless. Jusâ lemme know when itâs all goinâ down, yeah? I got somâ tech thatâll help fuck âem up good. Hella big speakers nâ shit for the grand finale, yo!â
Mizuta could put as much money into funding new building projects, and temporary homes, and food for refugee Octarians, but to actually take out the big bads making life down there so much worse? To be able to actually do something about the source of it all...
Sheâs excited.
spicy-beatsâ:
ââŚ.oh, trust me, ainât a better hacker than me in the Valley. Not a single one can even get close to what I can do. And guards wonât be a problem, they usually do what I tell them to do anyway.â
ââŚfirst exercice is to figure out what the hell they did to my shades.â
Sheâs not gonna have to go down there if she wants to
ââŚstay above, though. If they catch on, which I doubt, at least, one of us is gonna still be around to finish the job.â
  âAs if Iâm missinâ out on this. Ainât like anybody down thereâs gonna be able tâ take down a sanitized octo-weapon.â A hand raises to lower her shades, a familiar scar around her left eye as she winks at Charity.
âIâll keep it quiet, but if things go south, anâ either of us get attacked, I ainât gonna let âem take me in. Do or die, right? âcept we ainât gonna be the ones dyinâ, we do this right.â
spicy-beatsâ:
ââŚwouldnât lie to you concerning that. Not right now, at least. Told you - Iâm much better company when Iâm drunk than when Iâm sober.â
ââŚIâve also worked against my fellows, by helping thâelders propagate their agenda, not gonna lie. Told you - there are legitimate reasons why I have no friends - I fucked up, I fucked up BAD, Mizuta.â
ââŚactingâŚwhat do you suggest I actually do?â
Oh god, heâs actually LISTENING. Dedf1sh you beautiful magician
  Now, itâs at this moment that Mizuta âDedf1shâ Ahato grins a most devious grin - the sort of grin you grin when everything has lined up perfectly. â... Aâight, listen. You wanna fuck these elders over? Show âem whoâs boss? You gotta take down everything they use tâ control people. Propaganda, direct mind control, whatever. Take it down. Whether you hire other people to do that - like me - or you do it yourself, up tâ you.â
She doesnât like the idea of going back down there, but if itâs to stick it to the man...
âNext, you wanna get back on that hackinâ or whatever - again, either of us can do it, whicheverâs more comfortable - but weâre gettinâ folks outta there. Better theyâre floodinâ tâ the surface than gettinâ hurt when the Elders realize shitâs goinâ wrong. After that... well, yâknow that song all the livinâ Octolings like so much? The Elders still have any guards or anything like that, we just hit âem with an Inkantation at full volume. The Elders are left open to attack, at which point...â
nobody: literally nobody: dedf1sh: FUCK AUTHORITY KILL YOUR LEADERS MELT THEIR CROWNS BURN THEIR CASTLES
spicy-beatsâ:
ââŚof course Iâm fucking scared, thatâs why I drink.â
ââŚI ainât told anyone that, not even Octavio. Not even the three dudes I planned the hack with. No one. Thatâs exclusive information and if it gets out, Iâll know itâs you.â
âWas in charge of protecting one of the Octoweapons back then - the Octostomp. Was great friends with the other guys watching Maw, Nozzle and Whirl too. As thick as thieves, youâd say.â
âAnyway. Just after Goggles - Agent 3 - kicked the ass of the Octomaw, we knew that Octavioâs reign was cut short, so we sabotaged a good chunk of the security systems - thatâs how most people managed to get out after the famous Squid Sisters concert. Nobody was watching anything - gates completely unlocked.â
âWe were planning to leave last, all four of us. One made it successfully. One is reported missing - dunno if they made it or not. One chickened out and bailed before getting caught. And wellâŚI got caught by the elders.â
âWith Octavio gone, I had two choices. Either my entourage, and myself would just get executed for the 26 articles of law Iâve broken, or Iâd just fucking do as they said for the rest of my life.â
âSince Iâm very much alive, I can tell you what I did. And yes, Iâm fucking scared, but what am I going to do about it? Sure, theyâre holding a gun to my temple, but I donât care - I care for everyone else.âÂ
âSacrificing my reputation and life to save countless others didnât seem like a bad deal at the timeâ
  âI only heard about thâ concert from Marie. Was uh, outta town when all that went down. Same for thâ second one, I guess. Only got some of the details, yâdig? But if you tellinâ the truth - you helped those kids escape? You really ainât as bad as you said.â
Anyone, anyone willing to help an Octarian was a good guy in Mizutaâs eyes - even if they only went so far.
âThing is though... you ainât thinkinâ about this in the long run. Sure, you saved most of âem, but... these guys that got you workinâ for âem? They ainât gonna stop. Theyâll make you think like them, make others think like them, anâ start off where Octavioâs stopped. They ainât gonna be happy with power in the domes, they gonna want the surface, right? Anâ thâ folks coulda stopped âem just sat around like a pathetic little lapdog doinâ what they masters tell âem.â
Mizutaâs expression is difficult to read, and her tone is flat, but thereâs a hint of disgust.
âAnâ if they try tâ take the surface, a lot of innocent kids is gonna get hurt. Anâ yâknow what? You keep lettinâ âem use you, keep lettinâ âem tell you what tâ think, youâre gonna be one of thâ assholes leadinâ the assault. So, Charity, lemme ask you-â
She leans down again, to eye level, visibly frowning. âAre you sit around like some chickenshit nobody, or are you going to fucking act, and save all of us a whole lot aâ trouble?â
spicy-beatsâ:
âYeah, but did you ever break over two dozen laws in one evening? Doubt it ;) Also, come on, Iâm technically an authority figure and I ainât gettinâ up your ass about anything, right?â
âOctavio ainât the problem. Heâs been pretty chill since Agent 3 kicked his ass - with Agent 3.5 or whatâs his face.âÂ
âReally, if ya wanna know the truth, it is the old coots still living in the past who areâŚtroublesome. Acting like we underground are the only rightful Octarians and at times, I swear they got me believing theyâre right. Happens more and more often and Iâm getting fucking scared.â
âGotta be realistic. Not everyone can go on the surface - not enough room, not enough jobs. Thatâs what caused the Great Turf War in the first place - the fact the seas were rising, Salmonids killed a bunch of coast-dwellers, and our ancestors panicked, waging war.â
ââŚyou sure the problem is the shades?â
  âShades is one a many problems. Gotta deal with the small stuff before yâ go big, yeah? Anâ you ainât bossinâ me around, but youâs gettinâ bossed around. I ainât got a problem with you til you give me a problem with you.â
She sighs, leaning back and staring past Charity at nothing. âIâunno what the real problem is, man. I escaped the valley years ago, then I spent like four years in some kinda trance? All I know is I got Octo kids cominâ up from Octarian territory with nothinâ but the armor on their backs, anâ Iâm spendinâ most aâ my time makinâ sure they got somewhere tâ live, anâ food tâ eat.â
Her hands are stuffed into her pockets, glancing back down at the commander once more. âWhateverâs goinâ on in the underground, you bendinâ to whoeverâs will is just makinâ it worse. Until you start fuckinâ standinâ up for yourself, shitâs gonna keep gettinâ worse. Youâre scared? Then fuckinâ do somethinâ about it.â
spicy-beatsâ:
ââŚI guess you got me in a right moment for you - I happen to be much friendlier with booze in my system.â
âTaking off the shades ainât an option. I directly work under the Octo Valley Elders - the big honchos who are backing Octavio, and they said they could need to contact me at any moment. I call âem shades but itâs more a leash. Or puppet strings.â
ââŚ.They say they do it because Iâm not qualified to do it on my own, and considering the fact I managed to fuck up enough to break 26 Octarian laws in one evening, I believe them that I canât be trusted with power - let alone manage Octo Valley in Octavioâs nameâ
âForgive me, I talk a fucking lot about myself when Iâm drunk. My issues ainât your problem. Forget I said thatâ
  âI mean who ainât broken a few Octarian laws? I broke a good few of âem escapinâ the place few years back. Like I said: fuck authority figures. Ainât worth shit.â This is, by the way, really bad advice actually.
âAnâ fuck Octavio. Anyone that declares themself ârulerâ of anyone else needs a fuckinâ reality check, yo. Octarians werenât made tâ be ruled. Why dâya think they all wanna come up here once they hear whatever that song was? sâeither live in a shitty underground with a big dumb king, or come live up on thâ surface where they can just be themselves, and ainât nobody makinâ âem wear no shitty shades.â
Mizuta leans down, adjusting her own shades. âSee these? Used tâ be the same shitty shades everyone else wears, but I messed with âem - they ainât nothinâ but an accessory. I can fix your shades up too, make âem look functional, but wipe the programming - you get a clear head, the big bad boss ainât gonna be on your ass âbout no stupid shades.â
spicy-beatsâ:
âCaritas. Most peeps just call me Charity. Would say itâs a pleasure to meet you, but I ainât a pleasure to deal with. Most peeps would say Iâm kind a jerk, and I canât say theyâre wrong.â
âVoices in my head keep tellinâ me horrible things. About myself, and about others too and the worst is that some of the things theyâre saying are forging a path in my own train of thought and I fucking hate it.â
âItâs not as bad when I got the shades off, but my bosses tell me I gotta keep them at all times, which fucking blows. â
Drunken laughter there.
âEvery fucking week is squid week in Inkopolis, shut the fuck up, Inklings.â
  âNah, you ainât so bad so far, dawg. Iâve seen worse intros, yeah? Seriously, some people make it their like, goal in life tâ piss people off, yo.â The sort of people that would say âgreenieâ and actually mean it in an insensitive way.
âI ainât gonna say I know how tâ deal with thâ voices, but if takinâ thâ shades off helps, take âem off! First rule aâ dealinâ with authority figures: donât fuckinâ deal with authority figures. If they tellinâ you tâ do somethinâ thatâs makinâ your life worse, for no fuckinâ reason, donât do it. Simple shit.â Mizuta, as one might easily guess, does not like people telling her what to do.
âWeird as Inklings are, they got thâ right idea. Ainât nobody tellinâ those crazy lil guys what tâ do. Serious, they like, downright feral sometimes.â
spicy-beatsâ:
âDude, youâre green, and I donât know your name. Greenie was the first thing on my mind, could always find some more pleasant nickname, like Kiwi, or Sprout.â
âI wish I still had the energy to want to make music, or cakes, or blowing things up, but I fucking donât. All I feel like doing is making others as miserable as I am, and drink to make the voices in my head shut the fuck up.â
âAlso the fuck is that about sharks? They deserve that goddamn week.â
  âMost people just call me âshadesâ or somâthinâ. Kiwi sounds nice, but mânameâs Mizuta.â Sheâs keeping Kiwi.
âI tend to just listen tâ real loud music whenever I get a voice in my head that ainât my own, yo. âcept mine is like, an actual dude tellinâ me tâ go back tâ base, which ainât makinâ no sense yo.â
âAnâ like, of course sharks deserve that week, dawg, but some folk get so uppity about it, yâknow? Like âaw man why ainât there a squid weekâ anâ shit. Fuck is they talkinâ about.â
spicy-beatsâ:
âIt might not be the best way, but itâs the frigginâ cheapest and more efficient way to solve my problems, greenie.â
  âAâight Iâm gonna ignore the somewhat insensitive comment anâ continue dishinâ out mad cool advice, yo. Good times ainât all about money, dawg. I ainât got a mom, donât see me givinâ a shit about some stupid holiday. Go make some music, eat a cake, blow somethinâ up, yâdig? sâlike gettinâ upset because sharks get a whole week anâ we donât, yeah?â
  âAinât it ever occur to you knuckleheads that drinkinâ ainât the best way tâ solve all yâallâs problems? Jusâ go out with a friend and have fun, donât drink yerself stupid, dawg. Ainât worth the headaches that come with it.â
  âYâall have moms?â
Redrew one of my fave pop team epic strips :~)
i was messing with different possible octo hair styles and i think i accidentally made the hottest octo hair possible