KING NO MORE

Canon-Divergent Indie Blog for DJ Octavio Semi-selective, SFW.

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Wow that a good amount of posts you got there

How do you even type them out??

SPEECH TO TEXT IS AMAZING

AS THAT GUY SAID, THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING

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always knew you were a bad influence

I can explain-

Stay fresh!

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TOLD YOU SHE WAS A BAD SEED. BUT NONE OF Y'ALL BELIEVED ME.

IS THIS WHAT VICTORY FEELS LIKE?

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Says the guy who stole the great zapfish twice, kidnapped a popstar, brainwashed her, threatened to kill 3 teenagers and is a war criminal.

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WE WILL NOT GET INTO THE ZAPFISH DEBATE BECAUSE YOU KEEPING IT FOR *DECADES* IS HORRIBLE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

CALLIE CAME OUT OF HER OWN FREE WILL

SMOKING IS WORSE THAN BRAINWASHING

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP HIRING TEENAGERS

AND YOU ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY WAR CRIMINALS.

I MEAN, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH INVADING FOREIGN LANDS BY USING CHILD/TEENAGE SOLDIERS, PLUNDERING THEIR HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS AKA THE SUNKEN SCROLLS AND ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW THEIR GOVERNMENT BY PLACING THEIR BEAUTIFUL POLITICAL LEADER IN A SNOWGLOBE.

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Yo

WUT?

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always knew you were a bad influence

I can explain-

Stay fresh!

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TOLD YOU SHE WAS A BAD SEED. BUT NONE OF Y'ALL BELIEVED ME.

IS THIS WHAT VICTORY FEELS LIKE?

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TEAM PAST WON GRAND FESTIVAL YOU SAID?

YOU HEARD IT FIRST, I WILL BE THE ONLY IDOL FOR THE NEXT SPLATOON GAME

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I HEAR YOU SAY "BUT HOW SPLATFEST IS GONNA WORK"

WELL IT'S SIMPLE. WE'RE GOING BACK TO A TWO TEAM SCENARIO EVEN THOUGH I WILL BE THE SOLE IDOL.

THERE IS THE TEAM I WILL CHOOSE (SUPERIOR, IMPORTANT, THE BEST). THIS IS NORMALLY THE TEAM THAT YOU WILL PICK BECAUSE I HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE, GYAH HA HA.

AND THERE WILL BE THE OTHER TEAM FOR CHUMPS.

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can u rank all the agents in order from least to worst? (captain(s) included) ((your opinion))

CALLIE

THE SALMONID

THE OTHER CHILD GREMLINS (TIED)

COHOZUNA'S LEFT SOCK

LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE

MARIE

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"So, uh... Do you happen to mind the fact that some of your people happen to be... Green?" - @achtm1zuta

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE SAME SHADE OF GREEN AS THAT WIMPY GIRL KNOWN AS AGENT 2, WE'RE GOOD

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“AY GUYS IT’S YA BOI G U Z M A”

-Guzma anon

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GUZMA IS, BUT THAT PRESENTATION IS FRESH, GYAH HA HA.

TAKE NOTES, INKFISH

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TEAM PAST WON GRAND FESTIVAL YOU SAID?

YOU HEARD IT FIRST, I WILL BE THE ONLY IDOL FOR THE NEXT SPLATOON GAME

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Bro got stashed in a snow globe

IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US (ME), YOU KNOW

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FUCK

LANGUAGE, YOUNG SOLDIER.

FUCK

WHEN YOU SWEAR, YOU HAVE TO GO BIG OR GO HOME, GYAH HA HA

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For how long have you been holding the ZL button?

WHAT BUTTON?

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why did you kidnap callie

NOT A KIDNAPPING.

SHE HEARD ME OUT AND CONSENTED TO HELP US FINALLY GET A POWER SOURCE TO POWER GIA...TO POWER OUR HOMES.

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what do you think about Marina?

IF SHE WANTS TO ASSOCIATE HERSELF WITH SHORTY MCSHORT, IT'S HER BUSINESS.

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That's right. Your not the king no more!

THANKS FOR YOUR WISE INPUT, QUEEN NOTHING

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1magine maining this for R33L. Couldn't be us.

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YO DIGITAL PIPSQUEAK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH CLASH BLASTER?

AT LEAST IT'S NOT A CHARGER OR A ROLLER. YO, YOU GOT NO TASTE, GYAH HA HA.

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Wasa-b should not be in the Deepsea Metro.

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YO WHAT ARE YOU GON' DO TO STOP HIM?