Live Moderate.Die Eventually.Sad Girls Do It Well.

Emily, 25, Virgo. She/her

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[whats-a-bear]

[nothasanabi]

No why did he actually so good in this

[seriouscereal]

yall remember that time when the guy from princess and the pauper did a fortnite dance

[nia--san]

[shinobi-bacon]

Here, have some dressed up cats!

[zackisontumblr]

i probably spend too much time in my computer chair

[kallmejonesy]

This is my brother.

[zackisontumblr]

sorry for sitting on him

[mousenemy]

This is what happens when you have money instead of brains

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[somecunttookmyurl]

people have never wanted their posts to pop off on here that is... not a new development

if anything it used to be worse because your activity/notifications used to be directly on your dash. so you REALLY did not want a popular post. if you got one you didn't see your actual dash for days

tumblr is a pvp enabled zone, kids

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Used to be like this kids and it was fucking awful

A popular post meant seeing all notifications between each post on your dash as they happened. It's also why we hated spam rebloggers.

[somecunttookmyurl]

this post is giving war flashbacks to everyone who was on tumblr before 2016 and i will not apologise

[durnesque-esque]

This is why I was (pettily) thrilled my most popular post ever was a reply to someone else. OP had to suffer the consequences of all my notes.

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[sorryforpartyjocking-deactivate]

[chongoblog]

[snowylynxx]

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

[e-v-roslyn]

If you see them, block them. And move on.

[borderlinexcrazy]

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second