Cringe is dead, long live cringe!

💕(she/her) freshly minted girlypop💕

[charl0ttan]

god dammit is she downloading image.jpg again HEY SOMEONE TELL HER WE ALREADY HAVE THAT ONE 🗣️

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[bisexualheritageposts]

Bisexual heritage post

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

[csny]

[thesituation]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

as a shapeshifter from another world it's very important that you practice morphing into a incomprehensible form of terror when you get startled

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

the science team still laugh about the time steve dropped a plate and i turned into a little girl holding a small bear...hmph

[transhuman-priestess]

“Would estrogen have saved the unabomber?”

Easy. No. Next question.

[transhuman-priestess]

Transition wouldn’t have saved Ted Kaczynski from being a fascist, it would have turned him into Caitlin Jenner: Serial Bomber.

[transhuman-priestess]

Really need yall to stop equating transition with moral goodness and start understanding it as just something you do.

[transhuman-priestess]

Like not only is it annoying but it leaves you with absolutely enormous moral blind spots because you’ve convinced yourself you’re ontologically good because you’re trans, and I cannot begin to tell you how fascist a road that is to go down.

[transhuman-priestess]

MHMMM MHMM YEP

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[ghostpotion]

🎀

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[namelessexistence]

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

[namelessexistence]

Knew it

[evilwizard]

i never said that

[evilwizard]

genuinely actually. don’t take this too seriously. it’s all a joke, or none of it is

[busket]

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

[brightlotusmoon]

[assumptionprime]

[lastoneout]

"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.

[lastoneout]

[faggotvampires]

[ID: An image of a sign with a blue background and with a graphic of a stick figure in a wheelchair at the beginning, resembling disabled parking space signs. The text below the stick figure reads "I am not a vessel for your good intent." /ID]

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[traaansfem]

Why, are you, a marine organism, hydroplaning?!?!?!

[literallyjustafish]

its funnnnnnn :3