Cringe is dead, long live cringe!

💕(she/her) freshly minted girlypop💕

[goblinbasil]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

have you guys heard about cats

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

they go meow btw. not that you care

[raishe]

I care very much, keep going

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

ok so get this they have ears that go △

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[masteraqua]

a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

This websites hatemail game is insane

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ahsjskabsxnxn]

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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it's so cutes to reblog posts

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[andmaybegayer]

They had a linocut class at the public library, the spirit of the wug mug lives on

[andmaybegayer]

I was explaining the wug test to one of the other people in the class and she was like "oh but of course in Czech you'd also need one with five wugs, because you change case when you're doing numbers five and higher" which is so funny. A prank being played on children's language acquisition. There are another three. Now there are five of them, there are five wugů.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever