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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

kooldewd123

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

kooldewd123

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

tethys-saturnalia

According to Splatoon 1, someone was using this thing when the end of humanity came.

nookisms

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

nookisms

paddysnuffles

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

numberlover1729

over 2400 km

chochoman64

alevolpe

My favorite part about this scene is that their spinning implies that both Makoto and Ami have to get up form the floor onto the booth seats, on top of the table, back to the seats and down on the floor, all while staying crouched.

And they didn't just clip them on top of the background hoping no one would notice (which honestly would have been still impressive and funny), no, you can literally see Makoto and Ami being on top of the table and booth seats if you pause it.

Also Rei is fully wrapped around the waitress like a snake.

Normal human beings, all 5 of them.

mens-rights-activia

I have this theory that the more defensive an animal is around their home, the tastier their offspring must be. I came up with this theory two summers ago when my friend and I accidentally stepped on a yellow jacket nest and they proceeded to sting us so incredibly painfully and stalk us to try to finish the job. We barely made it out alive! Since yellow jackets don’t actually make anything tasty like honey, I concluded that there must be something even tastier worth protecting; their offspring. Yellowjacket larvae must be so incredibly delicious and tender that they must not only deliver a powerful sting, but hunt down any trespassers to death. Anyway, I don’t have any evidence for this theory yet but I’m hoping to try it out soon by acquiring a beekeeper costume and grabbing a yellow jacket grub to see what it tastes like

henrylevesconte

killerqueenmp3

laura-the-swarming

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

demilypyro

oh you're a female protagonist from an indie game about psychology? is your magic other self whom you can't control the part of you that holds you back, or the part of you that pushes you on no matter what?

owa-tagoo-siam

kunosoura

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

wizard-council-bureaucrat

curse of the telephone

dogpuppy

teaboot

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

rclipseatron

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

teaboot

Oh thank god.

In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"

furryprovocateur

9/11

furryprovocateur

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

furryprovocateur

having thought about it this is a generationally anti-consumer announcement that will have a profoundly detrimental impact on consumers and retail markets. this will price out new consumers even more than a $600 PS5 and $80 games will. this will make games less accessible and more nickel-and-dimed. this will make games impossible to share irl without giving your console up, and will stop institutions like libraries from being able to loan copies of modern games. and most importantly, it will be for a minimal profit, as most of the sales in video games are already digital.

this is such a staggeringly catastrophic piece of news that i'm shocked it wasn't said by nintendo. congrats to sony for one-upping them in anti-consumer practices.

sodomit

On a slightly relevant note, I really don't vibe with how some people (on either side of the discourse) reframe the conversation on trans sexual assault statistics as "[it is said that] trans men are most sexually assaulted".

It's nonbinary people. Most specifically, nonbinary people who were assigned female at birth. According to most reports, nonbinariness adds a very prominent factor to victimization rates, not only sexual victimization.

I understand how that conflation happens, people are grouping nonbinary people afab under "transmasculine", but we really should not be doing that.

There's also a less benign explanation, where binary trans people tend to think of nonbinary ones as cis lite, incapable of being properly affected by transphobia.

sodomit

James, S. E., Herman, J. L., Rankin, S., Keisling, M., Mottet, L., & Anafi, M. (2016). The Report of the 2015 U.S. Transgender Survey. Washington, DC: National Center for Transgender Equality.

The point I was making is that nonbinary people seem to be more at risk of victimization than binary trans people both overall and when comparing within the same agab. I chose to mention agab because there exists a stereotype of "theyfabs" (as in, afab nonbinary people) who don't experience anything bad whatsoever.

395nm

I pulled the sample characteristics from the linked pdf and generated confidence intervals. The 2015 USTS polled 8000 each of trans women, trans men, and nonbinary people. 80% of the nonbinary people polled had F on their birth certificate. The 95% CI for each bar was ±1%, except for nonbinary people assigned male at birth, who had a smaller sample - their CI was ±2%.

Conclusion: All of the differences in the chart pictured above are statistically significant. There was no overlap between any of the confidence intervals.

A note on V-Coding: It's worth noting the above data is from 2015. As of 2026, 16% of all trans people and 21% of trans women have been incarcerated at some point in their lives. With trans people being placed in prisons according to assigned sex at birth, 60% of incarcerated trans people and 70% of incarcerated trans women report being sexually assaulted in prison. So 15% of all trans women and 10% of all trans people have gone to prison and been sexually assaulted there.

riseofthecommonwoodpile

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.