[breannafoo]

[emptiness-statue]

[softheim]

“Too sugary too angry too perverse – the sick sweet rotting of the human heart.”

— Kiran Desai, The Inheritance of Loss 

[wordx]

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

[becherdireinen]

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

[breannafoo]

2026

[organell]

[wildmermaids]

i hope i start my hot person phase soon

[fuks]

[bricesander]

[theentirestateoftennessee-deact]

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

[super-mario-rpg]

[fake]

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

[suqmydiqtbh]

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

[prayraf]

lmaoooo khloe is me af

[breannafoo]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[blazeberg]

[two-fisted-dynamo]