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#jamz #the avalanches #Spotify

very weird to work for a pseudo-celebrity. yesterday was assaulted by an ad featuring my big boss with the cast of super troopers. now today arguing with the man over paperwork. ok then

I have such a problem with pins. I'm running out of real estate and I've got like a dozen more

#selfie #me #girls who smoke weed #sure why not throw that tag on there lol #this shirt is so stupid and i love it

took my mom to see Spamalot last night (fucking amazing 10/10 would see again). we decided to dress up. I walked out in this and she was like "holy shit. what the fuck? now I don't want to dress up because I'll look like a slob"

and frankly I was very offended at how stunned she was at me looking good lmao

#selfie #me

lazy Sunday with Mr Fives, the biggest mamas boy in all the world

#selfie #me

don't think I can properly convey how fucking excited I am to see Coyote VS Acme

favorite cartoons as a kid. the only tattoo I've seriously and consistently considered going to get is a wile e coyote tattoo. my dumbass cried like 3 years ago when I heard about the movie and that it was never ever going to be released.

then I totally forgot about it until me and my mom went to see Toy Story 5 and they had a trailer for it and I screamed lmao.

#I have been a sucker for animation/live action mix since I saw Roger Rabbit as a kid #also if youve never seen the spiritual sequel to wfrr #which is the chip n dale movie #go watch it immediately

Will the hash slinging slasher make onto the playlist?

OBVIOUSLY. that is a classic.

boyfriend is 10yrs older than me so he doesn't get my love for SpongeBob but he essentially just told me that he's willing to get stoned and give it a shot

which means I get to smoke a bunch weed and build a SpongeBob playlist for a first-time viewer and I am so excited. I now have to determine the greatest hits.

can't name a time in my life when I was confident enough to wear a bikini top and short shorts in public lol. reaching your thirties comes with a great sense of not giving a fuck anymore

#selfie #me

fyi everyone, the nickelodeon channel on Pluto is playing some banger SpongeBob episodes tonigut

Frozen Charlotte finally came in the mail and my cat hates this album apparently. playing it right now and he is just crying and glaring at me.

#leave the room then idiot #thr guitars are QUITE screechy on this one tbf

I think that the next Palahniuk film adaptation should be Rant. imagine they did it documentary style. ugh. a dream come true

#they'd probably just tone down the story though #siiigh

been going to the gym again for 3 weeks now and think I'm starting to see changes ✌🏻

#selfie #me

I'm honestly so mad you guys. I went to this festival all 3 days because the report our concierge at work sent out said there were going to be MIMES there. I mean obviously it's a French festival. its all crepes and beignets and berets. I wanted to get drunk and watch some mimes. I went all 3 goddamn days and I didn't see a SINGLE MIME!!!!

#I just drunk texted the concierge too #“BRI I CSNT FIND THE MIMES”#sigh #my coworkers are getting to know the real Kristy

you guys look at my bumper sticker. I love to think of everyone that sees this sticker as I do some asshole shit on the road

#selfie #me #I'm drunk #I went to another festival and now I'm going to a fancy cheese bar by myself for a craft cocktail and a fancy cheese #while they explain the life history of the cow it came from or whatever idk

#jamz #bloodhound gang #I don't CARE how much this ages me #this song was and always will be a banger #it just came on in the car and I surprised the boyfriend by singing along to every word #wouldn't even let him talk #Spotify

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