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They/Them 🪬🧿✡️🧿🪬 18 Black hole enthusiast. Probably reading comics or drawing dicks on the foreheads of aliens or something like that

[sealsdaily]

Today's Sea Lion Is: The Gamer

[sluttynurse]

imagine if public transit ran 24/7........ in my beautiful world

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[razerbackbitch]

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[zooolf]

[alcoholicanarchist]

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

[alcoholicanarchist]

[burkiningalerisi-deactivated202]

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Artoo.

[redscharlach]

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

[catasters]

[cocoloveyume]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with moderate white spotting

[xenoliith]

sleepy with moderate comfortable

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

[pansyfemme]

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[urbxntwilight]

interested in this genre of picture