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Charles: My hands are cold

Arthur: Here, let me hold them

Charles: My lips are cold too

Arthur: *Covers Charles’ mouth with his hand*

#he’s trying his best your honor #an attempt was made #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur

Arthur: *Carries all the groceries on both arms*

Charles: *Reaches out to help*

Arthur: *Switches all groceries to one arm to hold Charles’ hand*

Charles: That’s not what I- okay

#a true gentleman really #Arthur would be the one to wear high heels bringing in groceries cause it was the quickest shoe to put on #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur

*The gang cleaning up a mess*

Hosea: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away

Arthur, to John: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

#Arthur no #John may be a mess but ya gotta keep him #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #incorrect quotes

John: I told Abigail I would cook tonight but I don’t know how to cook

Arthur, pouring milk directly into a cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #incorrect quotes #Arthur is on the college diet #John would eat meat raw without Abigail

Charles: You bought a taco?

Arthur: Yes.

Charles: From the same truck that hit John?!

Arthur, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starvin’ ain’t gonna help him

#Arthur also took pictures of John being hit by the taco truck #it’s gonna be on his Christmas card #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #john marston #charthur

Arthur: If a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no values

Charles: That’s so wrong, you should some values and morals

Arthur: You’re so right. That’s wrong and I need some values and morals

Charles:...

#Arthur doesn’t know how to give a compliment #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur

Arthur, pulling up to Beecher’s Hope: What’s up? I’m back

John: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Arthur: Death is a social construct

#imagine this happening as John is on the roof and just falls off #you can’t kill this horse girl #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #incorrect quotes

Arthur: So, who’s Charles’ type

Sadie: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, sandy blond hair, loves horses...

Arthur: Sounds kinda like me. Too bad we’re friends though

Sadie: Did I mention oblivious?

Arthur: Yeah, why?

Sadie: Okay, just making sure

#Charles is just as oblivious #These fools are hopeless #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

Sadie: That shirt looks great Charles

Charles: Thanks

Sadie: I bet it would look even better on Arthur’s floor

Arthur: Are you hitting on Charles... for me?

#Sadie is a righteous wingwoman #Charles agrees #apparently I only post charthur now but I’m not complaining #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

John: I dare you to kiss the next person who enters the room

Arthur: Hell no. I’m not kissing any of you

*Charles walks in*

Arthur: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know?

#Tell me Charles didn’t walk by and hear that and proceed to walk in #man knew what he was doing #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur #john marston

Charles: What’re you in the mood for?

Arthur: World domination

Charles: That’s a bit ambitious

Arthur: You are my world

Charles: Aw, cute

Arthur:

Charles:

Charles: OH-

#Arthur just rocked Charles’ shit #Charles you poor soul #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur

Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit

Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...

Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Sadie: My mistake

#This man is planning for the long run #He’s a planner #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

Tilly: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Karen: Not if they consent to it

Arthur: It depends on who you are stabbing

Mary-Beth: YES?!?!

#Arthur is one of the girls #they are all total gossips with each other #Mary-Beth is the only one with good grace #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes

John: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Arthur:...

Arthur: I’m gonna tell him

Charles: Don’t you dare

#could you imagine John discovering the world of fan fiction #this reminds me of a charthur fic if you guess it you get my respect #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #charles smith #charthur

Sean: I think we should have glow stick juice injected into our bones when we’re born. We get a fun surprise

John: What’s the surprise?

Arthur: Blood poisoning

#Arthur is done with Sean’s shit #I’m sure Sean has already tried it #John is a feral creature this wouldn’t phase him #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #sean macguire

Arthur: I was voted “hardest worker” in high school

Sean: I was voted “most likely to become a clown...”

John: ...I was voted “most likely to have rabies”

#I am fully aware none of these idiots went to high school #I love that the entire fandom agrees John was a dirty feral child #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #sean macguire #incorrect quotes

Charles: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Arthur: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Charles: I-

Charles: I don’t know the correct answer to that question

This is dedicated to the charthur tag that has been in a drought as of late

#charthur #people I have been starving for more content please #I have charthur brain rot #no thoughts just charthur #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #charles smith #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes

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