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Maniacal Laughter Ensues

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Charles: My hands are cold

Arthur: Here, let me hold them

Charles: My lips are cold too

Arthur: *Covers Charles’ mouth with his hand*

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Arthur: *Carries all the groceries on both arms*

Charles: *Reaches out to help*

Arthur: *Switches all groceries to one arm to hold Charles’ hand*

Charles: That’s not what I- okay

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*The gang cleaning up a mess*

Hosea: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away

Arthur, to John: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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John: I told Abigail I would cook tonight but I don’t know how to cook

Arthur, pouring milk directly into a cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Charles: You bought a taco?

Arthur: Yes.

Charles: From the same truck that hit John?!

Arthur, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starvin’ ain’t gonna help him

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Arthur: If a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no values

Charles: That’s so wrong, you should some values and morals

Arthur: You’re so right. That’s wrong and I need some values and morals

Charles:...

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Arthur, pulling up to Beecher’s Hope: What’s up? I’m back

John: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Arthur: Death is a social construct

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Arthur: So, who’s Charles’ type

Sadie: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, sandy blond hair, loves horses...

Arthur: Sounds kinda like me. Too bad we’re friends though

Sadie: Did I mention oblivious?

Arthur: Yeah, why?

Sadie: Okay, just making sure

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Sadie: That shirt looks great Charles

Charles: Thanks

Sadie: I bet it would look even better on Arthur’s floor

Arthur: Are you hitting on Charles... for me?

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John: I dare you to kiss the next person who enters the room

Arthur: Hell no. I’m not kissing any of you

*Charles walks in*

Arthur: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know?

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Charles: What’re you in the mood for?

Arthur: World domination

Charles: That’s a bit ambitious

Arthur: You are my world

Charles: Aw, cute

Arthur:

Charles:

Charles: OH-

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Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit

Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...

Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Sadie: My mistake

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Tilly: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Karen: Not if they consent to it

Arthur: It depends on who you are stabbing

Mary-Beth: YES?!?!

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John: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Arthur:...

Arthur: I’m gonna tell him

Charles: Don’t you dare

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Sean: I think we should have glow stick juice injected into our bones when we’re born. We get a fun surprise

John: What’s the surprise?

Arthur: Blood poisoning

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Arthur: I was voted “hardest worker” in high school

Sean: I was voted “most likely to become a clown...”

John: ...I was voted “most likely to have rabies”

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Charles: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Arthur: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Charles: I-

Charles: I don’t know the correct answer to that question

This is dedicated to the charthur tag that has been in a drought as of late