Le Petit Fromage.

Bree. College loser. I speak French, adore art, books and I shoot things with my canon. PA skeleton clique 💀💀

[breemarieslife]

My step dad’s parents got me a Christmas gift this year that my grandpa said they got over 300 miles away. They went to Tennessee this fall and visited a pottery shop called Alawine Pottery. I felt the rim of the mug through the tissue paper and tried to find a handle to see if I was right and it was a beautiful hand thrown and glazed mug made, signed, and dated by Alawine himself and my step grandparents knew that would be something I would love. It felt like the most genuine excitement and surprise I had to a Christmas present in quite a while.

[breemarieslife]

How to ruin a relationship 101: be me but extremely anxious and depressed and selfish. Works like a charm.

[breemarieslife]

I look like I’ve been hit by a bus with how exhausted and just pale and plain I look lately.

[breemarieslife]

It’s always easy to figure when it might be getting bad again. Then there’s the full realisation that it’s getting bad again and then there is the acceptance that it’s back and probably not leaving soon. That’s when you know that it’s not just a bad streak. It’s bad again.

[breemarieslife]

Sometimes it surprises me that my boyfriend and I are still together. I’m such a shitty person compared to him and I just feel like when I get in my moods and I get irritable I don’t deserve anything good and I’m just waiting for the day he decides to leave because I’m awful.

[breemarieslife]

Lately I haven’t been super affectionate but now that I want to be affectionate, Borderlands 3 came out so there’s no chance of my existence even being acknowledged.

[breemarieslife]

Excuse me while I sob for a few hours because I hate my weight, my body shape, and I had to size up in shorts today.

[breemarieslife]

I don’t get service inside any of the buildings at work so I said to my coworkers that I was going outside to try and message my boyfriend. My coworker made fun of me for wanting to talk to him. We both work 2+ jobs and I barely ever see him especially outside of working a shift with him. Shut the fuck up barbara.

[breemarieslife]

I’m probably just going to keel over at work from working doubles every day.

[uneventfulness]

[breemarieslife]

I got a bomb ass blender for my birthday and my next day off work is the fourth so guess who’s getting shit faced on wine slushies and margs 💁🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🥴

[ppstm]

The perfect night

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

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kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[marvelandshit]