FUCK (:

Hi, names Bree. 18. Maine. Random. @breenicole0301 Follow me, I'll follow back c:

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[breenicole0301-blog]

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

[greeneyejuliette-deactivated201]

[eastcoast-kid]

[bl-ossomed]

Babe

[yyunglame]

when your friends smoke but you dont 

[migosofficial]

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

[quasinohoes]

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

[sleepofficial-deactivated201606]

send me dick pics

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

[deathreats-deactivated20220106]

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

[callie-ope]

even the boys?

[efaj]

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

[delzdesigns]

Iggy Azelea is such a good mom.

[breenicole0301-blog]

someone: you're fat

me: thanks

someone: but I just called you fa-

me: i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab

someone: but

me: apology accepted

[yabitter-deactivated20140104]

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

[oeuniverse-deactivated20140919]

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

Public speaking

Not being afraid of teenagers

Calling the doctor yourself

Taxes

Arguing without crying

Having a normal sleep pattern

Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[nosdrinker]

*saves game six times just in case*

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[chardonnaymami-420-deactivated2]

Attitude goals: Rihanna Ass shaking goals: Rihanna Style goals: Rihanna Sexiness goals: Rihanna Makeup goals: Rihanna Pussy pat goals: Rihanna Wife goals: Rihanna Life goals: Rihanna