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[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[deconstructedcunt]

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[localcircusonline]

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[jununy]

socially acceptable cat ears

[everythingstarstuff]

[zvaigzdelasas]

Is he okay?

[unclefather]

seems like it

[callie-ope]

this gif has convinced me that ai can never replace human beings. a human being with a heart and a soul sat down and created this. there's no reason or rhyme or explanation. it just is.

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[xenosagaepisodeone]

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

[beyonceisstraight]

if you live that long

[animentality]

[junglejim4322]

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

[homeboygirl]

remembering all the times i spent money

[bunniope]

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

[grimeclown]

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

[grimeclown]

I mean they

[communistkenobi]

extraordinary things are happening on tumblr.com/dashboard

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[evilsimulator]

Hate it when the squishmallow try to tell me the squishie’s name like no way in hell is this shrimp named Monica what the fuck are you talking about. But when beanie babies does it its ok because yeah that monkey’s name is bongo. Thats right.

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]