[bringmcreknives]

[halalcocaine]

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

[breinthedark]

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding

me: tell me thats not sick

doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

[sobeitjayt]

College: Um you owe us money

Me:

[breinthedark]

Your face is lit🔥🔥🔥

Thanks lol

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gameofboards]

*brags to friends* “Yeah, I have an apple phone.”

[breinthedark]

It’s been in my head a while, now it’s time to come out

[dirtyshrekthings]

[lesbianshepard]

fun fact: the word “panic” is actually from the greek word “panikos” which is referring to the greek god pan who apparently shout at people who were alone in the woods and freak them out. 

[schmergo]

Career goals

[pruehalliwel]

[chingaaatumadre]

Wanna get tacos and fuck?

[lyjerria]

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

[westfriend6546546546565-deactiv]

yep still there

[shopbenji]

We all need a reminder to make shmoney moves 

SHOP