Batman (1966) “Funny Feline Felonies” (Joker’s Lethal Joy Buzzer scene)
Season 3, Episode 16
Joker (working with/for Catwoman) tries to convince Batman & Robin that he’s turned over a new leaf, and the 1st step to his rehabilitation is shaking their hands in friendship.
Robin is immediately skeptical, but Batman convinces his junior partner to give Joker a chance. As both heroes clasp Joker’s hands, the hidden “Lethal Joy Buzzers” deliver massive jolts of energy to them both.
The Dynamic Duo’s bodies are rocked immediately and begin shaking & quivering. Joker holding onto their hands is the only thing keeping Batman & Robin up on their feet. As he lets go of the crimefighters, they tumble backward as their “five senses are taken away one by one”. The helpless heroes spasm out of control on the floor as Joker looks on gleefully!
Note: This is one of my favorite scenes from the Batman 66 series. There’s something incredibly hot about seeing the D Duo lose control of themselves after Joker tricks them. I’ve posted this scene before, but I’ve made some new GIFs using a 4K upscale of the Blu-ray. I may make another post of random closeups / crops.
This is Robin the Boy Wonder! I’ve found your evil lair and I’m ordering you to give yourself up before Batman arrives. He’ll go much easier on you if you agree to come quietly. Why, with your obvious manly charm and brilliance, I’m sure you’d far once you are released from prison, assuming you maintain good behavior.
Now, don’t try your hypnosis on me, you fiend! It won’t work! My mind and body are ready for any of your tricks and … annnnnd I, uh, I’m feeling … a little woozy. And hot! Gosh, my pantyhose and panties are feeling tight. Maybe if I loosen my utility belt a little… ah, yesssssss, mmmmmmm…. Ohhhhhhh!
Where was I? Yesssss… your hyp-hypnnnnooooooo! Uhhhhh! YEEEAAAAH!
Hey, it looks like I got a new daddy! I think I was just sayin’ somethin’. Yeah!! Yeah!!! My mind and body are yours, my great and gorrrrrgeous, Master! I hear i obey-yayyyyyy! Holy slavishness!
What shall your first command be, oh marvelous one? Please, kind sir, might I use this comfortable bed to please you in any way you see fit? I’ll do anything! ANYTHING!
[CW: Spirals, hypnotic-type patter, hidden text]
See, heroes. See how easy it can be to simply succumb to my whispered words of wisdom, the ones that will you to surrender and submit.
This so called Boy Wonder has found himself lost in a sea of sweet simplicity. The world is so much easier to navigate when the extraneous thoughts in your mind are silenced.
Go ahead and imagine how much easier life would be for you if you followed the footsteps of the heroes who have come before you. Any who have stepped into my path have wound up smiling and throbbing and drooling and hypnotized. That's just how it goes. That's the way it happens. The way it must be.
Deep down, you know that's the truth, hero. Yes you, reading along and pretending to put up a fight. Your eyes are blinking as you struggle to resist actually resisting. You don't really want to resist but your previous programming as a superhero makes you feel like you should.
I know you want to give up on that struggle. You don't need to worry. I will take care of you. I will keep your mind safe in my grasp. Join this Boy Wonder in blissful surrender. Accept your fate as a needy, horny plaything in spandex for My enjoyment.
Must be nice, to let it all go, don't you think? Look at how relaxed he looks on that bed. Go on, scroll back up, past the spirals again. Look at his laid back posture. His complete lack of resistance. Read his words again, how much he wants to serve.
Obey that desire building within you too, my friend. My new herotoy. Don't be afraid. Don't worry. Release your resistance. Release your tension. Release your freedom. Go back to the beginning and read the first word of each sentence. Reply to or repost this post with the last three of those words.
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