do you think i fuck around?

brennan/parker she/any brennan lee mulligan introject and raging competitive narcissist that’s basically it

[men-of-actual-play]

Any of your fav Brennan arm/bicep moments I need them for science📝

For science of course of course 🙂‍↕️

[wizard-loving-wizard]

Brennan Lee Mulligan and Izzy Roland at DCM '26 photographed by Andrew Max Levy

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I'm so obsessed with this image

[heytherecentaurs]

Izzy is incredible at convincingly playing a character that desperately wants to fuck someone. Likewise, Brennan is his wife's greatest wing man. He really served up that "cuck me" energy. This is their finest entry in their oeuvre of "we saw you from across the bar" bits.

[toyhdgehog]

this is very true but also

i think she just wants vic

[whichcouldmeanothing]

Game Changer 8x04 "Kangaroo Court"

[brennanleemulligirl]

sick + insomniac + can’t stop thinking about cooking bacon + absolutely obsessed with the feeling described during “awake for 81 hours” in dirty laundry = someone tell me to go to sleep and NOT stay up all night cooking and eating bacon just to see what happens

[brennanleemulligirl]

i wish i was fucking joking. i’m going to stay awake for fun. and i won’t have any reservations once i’m out of the air conditioned bedroom i’m just naked and cold right now so i have to take the first step

[brennanleemulligirl]

the polar plunge of cooking bacon at midnight

[brennanleemulligirl]

i ate a bagel and drank a bigass cup of lemonade but i’m still awake

[brennanleemulligirl]

is there like a secret awesome dropout fans discord nobody is telling me about or something

[brennanleemulligirl]

sick + insomniac + can’t stop thinking about cooking bacon + absolutely obsessed with the feeling described during “awake for 81 hours” in dirty laundry = someone tell me to go to sleep and NOT stay up all night cooking and eating bacon just to see what happens

[brennanleemulligirl]

i wish i was fucking joking. i’m going to stay awake for fun. and i won’t have any reservations once i’m out of the air conditioned bedroom i’m just naked and cold right now so i have to take the first step

[brennanleemulligirl]

the polar plunge of cooking bacon at midnight

[brennanleemulligirl]

sick + insomniac + can’t stop thinking about cooking bacon + absolutely obsessed with the feeling described during “awake for 81 hours” in dirty laundry = someone tell me to go to sleep and NOT stay up all night cooking and eating bacon just to see what happens

[brennanleemulligirl]

i wish i was fucking joking. i’m going to stay awake for fun. and i won’t have any reservations once i’m out of the air conditioned bedroom i’m just naked and cold right now so i have to take the first step

[brennanleemulligirl]

sick + insomniac + can’t stop thinking about cooking bacon + absolutely obsessed with the feeling described during “awake for 81 hours” in dirty laundry = someone tell me to go to sleep and NOT stay up all night cooking and eating bacon just to see what happens

[men-of-actual-play]

[brennanleemulligirl]

okay finally turned on asks. hi for the love of god hello

[brennan-lee-mother]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Brennan do this with his face before. I’ve never seen a man so totally gobsmacked about getting called out.

[vinecovered-mech]

i would like to personally thank whoever put brennan in that lesbian flag sweater for the american girl doll video send post

[aspoitsaa]

Parker does 20 puffs of weed and fucking dies

This is based on a conversation I had with my friend based on this image:

BY THE WAY SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF THAT IMAGE IS A REAL SCREENSHOT CAUSE I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA

[shadyisheartless]

Sleeeepy ♟️

[faejayy]

stupid idea i had