all I need is a whale and coffee

but they know I'll be too strong, thus they gave me none

[xatsperesso]

Masterlist

It is very smol, but hopefully will get bigger

Obey me:

What if the boys know mc before going to rad?

Miraculous ladybug:

Blanc

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun:

Iruma is taken (series)

Wicked phase teachers headcanons

Don't mess with the teachers of Babyl

Wait, do they know?

What if we just fake it?

He's wHAT?!

Sleepover: Gambling edition

Put yourself first

Buddy Daddies:

Click

If you wanna send me ideas I'm all ears, just please read my do's and dont's bellow the cut

My Don'ts

Please guys dont ask for NSFW stuff. I know some of y’all can traumatise me and I refuse to be traumatised

I really can't do romance. So unless you want the most hurt comfort were hurt is 75% of the story and it ends in tears, please dont ask for romance

I have the right to refuse writing any fic for whatever reason, and if your ask isn't anon I'll give you a heads up telling you that I'm not writing the fic

I will probably expand on this list, but that’s all I have for now

Other than that, go nuts, but don't show nuts.

The fandoms that i will write for are NOT limited to the following fandoms

M!ik

Obey me

Miraculous ladybug

Spy x family

Bnha

Gravity falls

Buddy daddies

Again, not limited to those but I have the worst memory when it gets to what i read/watched/played, so really shoot your shot. You may be the reason I'm expending on this list

Also if you just wanna chat or rave over the newest chapter or that one gremlin that lives in your mind rent free, or just wanna confuse the hell out of me, my asks are always open

[tennesseewillams]

watch this. this is literally what love is.

[ruttis-art]

Slut, 2018 watercolor 21 x 30cm

[mingos-commodoreblog]

C64 MultiColor Graphic - WaterFall (AKA WaterFall - Transmission64) by Facet of Bonzai and Genesis Project, released at Transmission64 2023

[japaneseaesthetics]

Three white mice and a feather, by Ohara Koson, ca. 1910

[notherpuppet]

Chaggie moments in rule 63 AU

[otherwindow]

the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated

[otherwindow]

Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudg

[otherwindow]

#ah man medical robots who break free from their first directive of Get Money from Patients and follow their Core Idea of Help People #and rove around providing what little medical care they can 

#security androids using their being mosly bulletproof to bravely seek peaceful resolutions 

#engineer droids who refuse to work with faulty tech or supar metals for fear of the vehicle not keeping its humans safe 

#man man man part of robot culture is wondering what keeps humans seemingly unafraid of death when it feels like it could be anywhere

[depsidase]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Me: *scrolls past this post*

Me: Oh my god it's a FORK lift.

Me: *begrudgingly scrolls back up to reblog*

[scribefindegil]

Types of brain fog:

Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it

U are a ghost and nothing is real

Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up

The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window

The Void

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[juriyuki]

My new hobby is looking up the tags in Kaishin fics on ao3 after movie 27 dropped...

[andmaybegayer]

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

[mothsandfoxes]

yeah but you didnt have to call us out like that

[andmaybegayer]

network failures network failures

[thenightlymirror]

James Baldwin.

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[kedreeva]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[cozycraftzbl]

This little bastard has been gnawing at the edges of my brain demanding to be let loose. he has now been given physical form and is sure to lay siege to the world as we know it, but my mind is now finally free of its cursed presence

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[micoven]

No, I don't know a single thing about a single celebrity. But this fictional man? this extremely sad, traumatized man? Why yes, I hold an encyclopedic amount of knowledge of him in my silly brain. Why do you ask?

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆