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brent adkins. twenty-six. barista.

[normdix]

It was alright, let’s not get too carried away.

[brentpce-blog]

Stop lying to yourself.

[normdix]

Nothing really, contemplating why I unpacked a shit ton of boxes just for your dick. How about you?

[brentpce-blog]

Cause it's big and you liked it and  you can't take it back now.

Finishing up at work, nothing exciting.

[normdix]

Hey there.

[brentpce-blog]

Whats up?

[normdix]

I got laid yesterday. Twice.

[brentpce-blog]

[justjakesanders]

Denial. How sweet. It’s okay, darling. Your secret’s safe with me. 

[brentpce-blog]

Ha ha, very funny.

[justjakesanders]

Remember, huh? You poor thing; you’re already at that stage where you’re reminiscing, I’m so sorry.

[brentpce-blog]

Not quite reminiscing. But it has been quite some time since I could skip school.

[harveyroth]

At least I’m not graying already. You might wanna think about getting those dyed.

[brentpce-blog]

I'm no where near gray hair yet, kid.

[justjakesanders]

Even though today was so boring, I kinda missed skipping school. A week is too long.

[brentpce-blog]

I remember those days.

[harveyroth]

Um, do I look sixteen to you? The correct answer is fuck no. I’m eighteen, on the verge of nineteen, thank you very much.

[brentpce-blog]

Yes, hence why I asked if you were sixteen. Ooh, we got a big man over here.

[harveyroth]

Oh. Well then, you’re just a bit ancient there, aren’t you?

[brentpce-blog]

And how old are you? Sixteen?

[harveyroth]

Old? How old are you? I mean, Hannah Montana was like five years ago, you can’t say you never watched the show at least once.

[brentpce-blog]

I'm twenty six. Can't say I've ever watched an episode of Hannah Montana.

[harveyroth]

Nobody’s perfect. Didn’t Hannah Montana teach you that?

[brentpce-blog]

I think I'm a little old for Hannah Montana.

[thecxpitol]

[brentpce-blog]

[harveyroth]

I can’t wait to see him have one of his famous hissy fits with you. That will be a show. On second thought, maybe I will come in and watch today.

[brentpce-blog]

Psh, I'm perfect. I'm not gonna mess up at all today.

[thecxpitol]

I get that, and I embrace the weird that runs through my veins. But I am however very adorable and stuff.

[brentpce-blog]

You're slightly adorable. Wouldn't say very.

[thecxpitol]

Well. Uh that’s up to you, but no ones actually let me talk for this song so I don’t know what to do now.

[brentpce-blog]

You're weird.

[616parker]

At least I’m not like, overweight or anything. Actually I wish I could gain weight, I thought working out and you know increasing muscle and all that macho stuff might help me gain a few pounds. I ate three McDonalds’ last week and I literally gained nothing… and now I want another.

[brentpce-blog]

Enjoy your metabolism. I eat a brownie and it's like, bam. Big ass. You just need to go lift weights. Get a trainer or something.