[ruebennets]

If they did, I would’ve been fired by now.

[normdix]

Let me guess: As a study strategy you flash your titties during class?

[ohmygage-deactivated20140823]

This has been the longest couple days ever. I need a drink.

[normdix]

I second that.

[sammyknightfacile]

Are you…. are you allowed to talk to students like that?

[normdix]

I won't tell if you don't.

[laurie-atschool-deactivated2014]

Uh holy…

[normdix]

What?

[sammyknightfacile]

I dunno, I wouldn’t complain about it, but some might.

[normdix]

Then I'd just allow those who wouldn't complain about it to go. Wouldn't mind seeing you there.

[sammyknightfacile]

I think clothes is usually a requirement but other than that I don’t think so.

[normdix]

So I can't run a clothing optional class?

[normdix]

Do teachers have a dress code too?

[professor-cian-whelan]

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[professor-cian-whelan]

I certainly would remember such a handsme face, so I’m afraid no- we haven’t met as of yet, but it’s a pleasure te’ meet ye’.. A Sex Ed teacher ’ ey? .. Well isn’t that appropriate.. Doctor Cian Whelan, Forensics Pathology Professor..An’ what a marvelous occasion it is te’ make y’er acquaintance..

[normdix]

You're certainly quite the charmer, aren't you? How is that appropriate? Do I meet the standard face-wise of a sex ed teacher? God, I hope I do. Norman Dixon, Norm for short. Pleasure's all mine. So how long have you been here? This is my first year, and I'm already enjoying it quite a lot.

[marymorstan]

[normdix]

Got your eyes on anyone?

I don't know. There are some pretty attractive people here, I might just have to keep my eye on everyone.

[normdix]

detention // norm + laurie

[laurie-atschool-deactivated2014]

Laurie bit his lip; he definitely didn’t want to start running laps. At least he didn’t think that the man would have him running around anything more than the room. He ran the lead furiously back and forth in the corner of his paper, covering a thick block of gray.

"I don’t joke. Not for like a  year." Laurie said simply. "You’ve said that. You’ve been saying that, and I know. People joke. And people joke to me. Whether it’s sneaking into my house or making fun of my name, don’t worry. My comfort zone is fine."

[normdix]

Norm would never have resulted to making any student run laps, despite how difficult the student was being. It wasn't in his morals to do such a thing, he considered it physical punishment and he considered that disgusting, but he didn't have to tell the other boy that.

"Why haven't you joked?" Norm listened to what the other boy was saying and he found it almost distressing. "Well, I'm not gonna do any of that, and no one here is going to either. You can rest easy. You sound like you've been through some shit, we all have. Everyone here is on your side, you know that, right?"

[yesitsbrooklyn]

You’re clearly looking to be reported to the staff here. My hair colors don’t clash, the ombre was professionally done, thank you very much. And I happen to look very good for a long flight from such a humid place. I’m hardly going to take criticism from the likes of you.

[normdix]

I never said your hair color clashes, I said your clothing color clashes. Your hair can be explained by the long flight, so I'd say you look decent. What is the staff gonna do? Fire me because I insulted a student's hair? You hardly seem like the insecure type.

[normdix]

What do you think of the students dont bullshit us

Huh? You guys are... Cool? This is a general question, I don't think the same thing about every student.

[yesitsbrooklyn]

You said that I can’t be fashionably late, you insulted my fashion sense. Think about what you say before you say it. Maybe they do, but it’s different when you curse in general and when you curse at a student. 

[normdix]

That has nothing to do with your fashion sense, if I insulted your fashion sense I would've commented on that clash of colors and your undeniably messy hair. But I didn't. See, I'm nice.

[yesitsbrooklyn]

Oh. Well, I’m sort of sorry. I don’t like being insulted, though, how was I supposed to react? And I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to curse at your students. I won’t tell my father if you forget about this in the classroom.

[normdix]

Since when is saying that a short little white girl isn't Tyra Banks an insult? This is High School, teachers swear all the time.

[normdix]

because of first impressions

I think I've made some good first impressions?

[yesitsbrooklyn]

So you’re not the bellboy? You could have fooled me. My mistake, I’ll find someone with some taste that won’t scratch my suitcase.

[normdix]

No, actually I'm a teacher. Taking sex ed? Because I really hope you are, I need some excitement in my life. Good luck in finding someone willing to lug your shit for you.