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[i-am-a-fish]

unlearn shame. then with all the new space in your brain you can learn something cool. like you can learn how to read braille. or you can learn how to make chocolate mousse. you can do anything really

[crisalidaseason]

Fourth wing spoilers

I suck for girl-guy-besties and I can only imagine an alternate world in which Liam lives and his entire motto in Iron Flame is:

"Cause Violet is my best friend, she's my pal, she is my homegirl, my rotten soldier, she is my sweet cheese, my good time girl"

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[daily-spooky]

[caats]

[catchymemes]

[portraitoftheoddity]

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

[daily-spooky]

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[thememedaddy]

[kaijuno]

I found god in a hopeless place

[catchymemes]

[homunculus-argument]

Once you've been on tumblr for long enough, you'd be immune to culture shock for being isekai'd. There's no fantasy world bizarre enough that you'd really be surprised by anything, it's just "oh that's how you do things around here". You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn't shrug off. You're already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don't have a brain.

[qwestleon]

[homunculus-argument]

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

[inkblotscourt]

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

[catbrarian]

cats and libraries ۫ ꣑ৎ