found that there was a lack of text memes i personally liked, so i figured i’d just make one myself!! feel free to alter whatever you need to make it fit your muses better <3
[ sms ]: i know you don’t know me that well, but i wanted to check in after last night.
[ sms ]: oh, i’ve heard of you! [name] has told me so much about you!
[ sms ]: hi there! we’re number neighbors, what’s your name?
[ sms ]: i swear i’m not ignoring you, i just forget people exist sometimes
[ sms ]: i’m not really a big phone call kind of person,
[ sms ]: this is [receiver’s name], right? it’s [sender’s name] from yesterday!!
[ sms ]: sorry i left in a hurry, something came up…
[ sms ]: good morning! i’ve had three hours of sleep and i’m about to make it everyone else’s problem.
[ sms ]: what do you mean you “fell asleep”, i sent that days ago??
[ sms ]: if you’re not busy, could we hang out today?
[ sms ]: i miss talking to you
[ sms ]: be ready to call 911, i have a stupid idea
[ sms ]: speaking of pretty people, let’s talk about me!!
[ sms ]: today doesn’t feel right without you
[ sms ]: if you don’t reply asap, i’m sending you the bee movie script. all of it.
[ sms ]: it’s 3 am, why are you awake?
[ sms ]: is that a threat or are you flirting with me?
[ sms ]: i want to have breakfast with you for the rest of my life.
[ sms ]: good morning, my [ridiculous and/or sappy pet name]!!
[ sms ]: this date is going horribly, can you call me so i can leave?
[ sms ]: do you want to go with me to the movies tonight?
[ sms ]: my friends don’t like you, but i do.
[ sms ]: you’re lucky you’re cute >:(
[ sms ]: i want you to meet my family, is that alright?
[ sms ]: my parents are already asking when we’re getting married…
[ sms ]: i’m starting to think you’re only dating me for my [pet] :/
[ sms ]: so, how are things with that person you were crushing on?
[ sms ]: you don’t look so good. do you want to get out of here?
[ sms ]: do you need me to come pick you up?
[ sms ]: call me if anything goes wrong, okay?
[ sms ]: [receiver’s name]? i heard what happened, are you alright?
[ sms ]: please call me as soon as possible.
[ sms ]: are you sure that’s for the best?
[ sms ]: putting “lmao” behind a message like that doesn’t make it any less serious,
[ sms ]: i think you need to talk to a therapist.
[ sms ]: will you please tell me what i did wrong?
[ sms ]: can you just pick up the phone?
[ sms ]: stop calling me.
[ sms ]: block my number.
[ sms ]: so are you leaving me on read to be petty, or…
[ sms ]: this isn’t really a conversation to have over text.
[ sms ]: can’t you take a hint? i’m not interested.