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cheesepress-deactivated20191231

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

hoothoothowl

@kittygirl53

karayray1-deactivated20230129

If this aint the most ignorant shit

karayray1-deactivated20230129

I mean

karayray1-deactivated20230129

I literally have no words

iron-sunrise

Also dark skin looks great with literally any saturated color on earth. People stay reaching. Dislocating their shoulders and shit.

shatterpath

I am blessed with how amazing these beauties all look. WOW!

bw6

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

bw6

homoz

The weirdest thing straight girls do is shame people who use pads instead of tampons

ginnxweasley

favorite character meme ► [1 of 1] character: ginny weasley

”The backstory with Ginny was, she was the first girl to arrive in the Weasley family in generations, but there’s that old tradition of the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter and a seventh son of a seventh son, so that’s why she’s the seventh, because she is a gifted witch. I think you get hints of that, because she does some pretty impressive stuff here and there, and you’ll see that again.” - J.K. Rowling.

bayocake-deactivated20160731

It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body.

mimisavagee

Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is

thechronicleofshe

shes terrifying,

tuxedomask3

What the actual fuck?

wicked-yarn

Wow she’s scary.

evilguacamole

You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong.

mymildmanneredalterego

No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No.

doctormermaid

You don’t need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence.

blairwaldorfings

the-owl-faced-girl

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to. I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway.

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her.

plotwitch

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

faedreamer-deactivated20180128

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

papi-chulo-bucky

This makes me so happy :’)

latining

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

terror-billie

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

tinysugarleaves

Can we leave gay subtext behind in 2017 and move on to openly gay characters in healthy relationships in 2018

knockturnallley

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

“Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. Love as powerful as your mother’s for you leaves it’s own mark. To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.”